Are the Komodo Dragons the silliest things in the Craig era so far?

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  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    I'd argue that the silliest thing in the Craig films is the lame attempt to retcon Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, and Skyfall into one big SPECTRE plot of personal revenge against Bond and have the villain supposedly behind it all be featured in only three scenes the entire time.

    I think we have a winner folks.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    mcdonbb wrote: »
    Would have worked better for me had they only included the Quantum movies not SF.

    Just seemed like such a bad execution to make Blofeld more menacing than he was played or written.

    And there we have it. The Craig era is not the Godsend some previously designated it as, or others hoped it would be. It's just another bunch of cool Bond movies with varying degrees of individual quality depending on your personal take. B-)
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
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    Birdleson wrote: »
    dalton wrote: »
    I'd argue that the silliest thing in the Craig films is the lame attempt to retcon Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, and Skyfall into one big SPECTRE plot of personal revenge against Bond and have the villain supposedly behind it all be featured in only three scenes the entire time.

    I agree.

    Me too. And what's frustrating is that it was all so unnecessary. SP could have functioned just fine without...A) Blofeld ever knowing Bond as a child; B) Blofeld being the author of all Bond's pain.
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    Perhaps a good discussion would be "is SPECTRE the film with the most potential to be great but failed?"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    It Succeeded for me.
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    There's a very large minority (possibly a majority) of posters who were disappointed.
  • edited January 2016 Posts: 533
    Bond standing on a boat as he approached that casino in Macau was the silliest thing. He looked as if he was trying to impersonate a GQ model.
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    I'd never thought of that. Imagine how Roger would be comfortably lounging in that boat.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
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    Sark wrote: »
    I'd argue that the silliest thing in the Craig films is the lame attempt to retcon Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, and Skyfall into one big SPECTRE plot of personal revenge against Bond and have the villain supposedly behind it all be featured in only three scenes the entire time.

    I think we have a winner folks.

    I'm not sure it's the silliest. In principle it's a reasonable idea. The trouble was the execution with them only thinking of it at the start of SP and then having to shoehorn everything together retroactively.

    And of course the brother angle makes it even worse.

    When I heard they were going to do it I thought 'oh well - give the idea a chance it might work. I'm sure they'll explain it convincingly.' And then we just get a few lines from Blofeld and a SPECTRE octopus on Q's laptop.
    As it is I think it's more deserving of a 'shittest execution' award than anything else.

    It's silly but had they had the SPECTRE rights in 06 they could've built up to this convincingly.

    Personally giving Blofeld such a trite motive to hate Bond was a far worse decision and in that it turns the master criminal into a petulant toddler.
  • Lancaster007Lancaster007 Shrublands Health Clinic, England
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    SaintMark wrote: »
    The Komodo dragon scene I found actually allright when compared with the Apocalypse Now arrival of the chopper at the Bond Mansion in one of the best defend pieces of airspace in England. That was poor and melodramatic worthy of a Austin Powers movie.

    I found the arrival of the choppers at the end of GE more of a WTF moment. No way they could just appear like that without anyone hearing them!
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    TripAces wrote: »
    Birdleson wrote: »
    dalton wrote: »
    I'd argue that the silliest thing in the Craig films is the lame attempt to retcon Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, and Skyfall into one big SPECTRE plot of personal revenge against Bond and have the villain supposedly behind it all be featured in only three scenes the entire time.

    I agree.

    Me too. And what's frustrating is that it was all so unnecessary. SP could have functioned just fine without...A) Blofeld ever knowing Bond as a child; B) Blofeld being the author of all Bond's pain.
    This is the key point imho. Apart from the half baked execution of the premise, it was completely redundant. A superfluous indulgence that we could have easily done without and which the film wouldn't have suffered without.

    A reason they may have gone down this path is due to some obsession with trying to emulate Nolan's Bat franchise for thematic heft. Ironically, it was in the first 1989 Batman film where I recall seeing one of these ridiculous retcon contrivances, when they made the Joker the killer of Wayne's parents. The other was the Sandman retcon of Uncle Ben's killer in Spider Man 3. Neither was particularly convincing, and nor was this.
  • RC7RC7
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    For those who dismiss the retcon and history, would you have preferred to keep Oberhauser as the villain inc. childhood connection, but no Spectre organisation and no authorial angle, or Blofeld merely as the head of Spectre with no connection and no retcon? I ask because it feels to me like the thrust of the story and the hook was always the Oberhauser link, the retcon and Blofeld being a secondary element, rather than the reverse. Whether they should have done any of those things is up for debate, but I can see the thinking that brought us to where we are today, whether I agree with it or not.
  • RC7RC7
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    Birdleson wrote: »
    I'd prefer that Bond's past remain vague. I'm not interested in adding anything to the origin beyond the bare bones that Fleming gave us (save for the occasional old flame or ally popping up).

    I'd prefer that too, but after SF I'd prepared myself for similar in SP.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    One of the problems for me in buying into this is there is no consistency in character behaviour from Bond.

    I'd have preferred no connection to childhood, and no retcon 'author of pain', but on top of this, I did not find Bond's reactions to the scenario convincing. He blows it off - is dismissive and uninterested. That for me, is not consistent with behaviour I would expect from Craig's Bond, as portrayed by him in the last three films. I would have expected him to go after Blofeld and kill him in a particularly uncomfortable manner - Dalton LTK style. Perhaps they are keeping this for B25.

    His dismissive attitude to the man who killed Oberhauser, indirectly killed Vesper, indirectly killed M (who he cried for apparently just a few weeks back) and who just tortured him in unforgiving fashion is as contrived for me as his amazing recovery from said torture. It just doesn't add up, even if it is supposed to be 'mature Bond's' way and manner to be so nonchalant. It's almost like he's a sleepwalker in his own story - a story of supposed immense thematic magnitude & consequence according to the words being told on screen.

    I'm not sure if I feel this way on account of the acting, the storytelling or the premise, but it is the way I feel. I didn't have this view when watching TDKR's 'author of pain' scenario. I've wondered why. Perhaps it was because Wayne was beaten to a pulp and had to endure an excruciatingly painful recovery (something we already went through in SF for Bond)..... Perhaps it was because he did in fact react emotionally in such battered half conscious state, when Ra's Al Ghul appeared before him in a 'vision' to tell him who was behind it all. That resonated with me and appeared credible even though it was a brief scene.
  • RC7RC7
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    bondjames wrote: »
    One of the problems for me in buying into this is there is no consistency in character behaviour from Bond.

    I'd have preferred no connection to childhood, and no retcon 'author of pain', but on top of this, I did not find Bond's reactions to the scenario convincing. He blows it off - is dismissive and uninterested. That for me, is not consistent with behaviour I would expect from Craig's Bond, as portrayed by him in the last three films. I would have expected him to go after Blofeld and kill him in a particularly uncomfortable manner - Dalton LTK style. Perhaps they are keeping this for B25.

    His dismissive attitude to the man who killed Oberhauser, indirectly killed Vesper, indirectly killed M (who he cried for apparently just a few weeks back) and who just tortured him in unforgiving fashion is as contrived for me as his amazing recovery from said torture. It just doesn't add up, even if it is supposed to be 'mature Bond's' way and manner to be so nonchalant. It's almost like he's a sleepwalker in his own story - a story of supposed immense thematic magnitude & consequence according to the words being told on screen.

    I'm not sure if I feel this way on account of the acting, the storytelling or the premise, but it is the way I feel. I didn't have this view when watching TDKR's 'author of pain' scenario. I've wondered why. Perhaps it was because Wayne was beaten to a pulp and had to endure an excruciatingly painful recovery (something we already went through in SF for Bond)..... Perhaps it was because he did in fact react emotionally in such battered half conscious state, when Ra's Al Ghul appeared before him in a 'vision' to tell him who was behind it all. That resonated with me and appeared credible even though it was a brief scene.

    But that's the whole point isn't it? That he has arrived at point where this man and/or his organisation can no longer manipulate him. He's done. It also ties in with the notion of choices, 'we always have a choice', 'a licence to kill is also a licence not to kill'. Perhaps it's an angle that doesn't ring true for some fans and he should blow ESB's brains out, but for me it's grayer than that, which I'd expect from DC's Bond. He's not Dalton Bond.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited January 2016 Posts: 23,883
    RC7 wrote: »
    bondjames wrote: »
    One of the problems for me in buying into this is there is no consistency in character behaviour from Bond.

    I'd have preferred no connection to childhood, and no retcon 'author of pain', but on top of this, I did not find Bond's reactions to the scenario convincing. He blows it off - is dismissive and uninterested. That for me, is not consistent with behaviour I would expect from Craig's Bond, as portrayed by him in the last three films. I would have expected him to go after Blofeld and kill him in a particularly uncomfortable manner - Dalton LTK style. Perhaps they are keeping this for B25.

    His dismissive attitude to the man who killed Oberhauser, indirectly killed Vesper, indirectly killed M (who he cried for apparently just a few weeks back) and who just tortured him in unforgiving fashion is as contrived for me as his amazing recovery from said torture. It just doesn't add up, even if it is supposed to be 'mature Bond's' way and manner to be so nonchalant. It's almost like he's a sleepwalker in his own story - a story of supposed immense thematic magnitude & consequence according to the words being told on screen.

    I'm not sure if I feel this way on account of the acting, the storytelling or the premise, but it is the way I feel. I didn't have this view when watching TDKR's 'author of pain' scenario. I've wondered why. Perhaps it was because Wayne was beaten to a pulp and had to endure an excruciatingly painful recovery (something we already went through in SF for Bond)..... Perhaps it was because he did in fact react emotionally in such battered half conscious state, when Ra's Al Ghul appeared before him in a 'vision' to tell him who was behind it all. That resonated with me and appeared credible even though it was a brief scene.

    But that's the whole point isn't it? That he has arrived at point where this man and/or his organisation can no longer manipulate him. He's done. It also ties in with the notion of choices, 'we always have a choice', 'a licence to kill is also a licence not to kill'. Perhaps it's an angle that doesn't ring true for some fans and he should blow ESB's brains out, but for me it's grayer than that, which I'd expect from DC's Bond. He's not Dalton Bond.
    Fair enough. It just didn't work for me, and I've said elsewhere that I personally would have preferred one more transition film for Craig's Bond character to take him to the Bond we know and love. His SF Bond was still the original CR/QoS Bond as far as I was concerned - a consistent character - just a little older and more 'played out'. His SP Bond is like a different fella (different actor even?), and I was not able to relate to the change in characterization because they gave us the retcon story and childhood connection which firmly took my mind back to 'that earlier Bond' and 'those earlier films' which I connected with more viscerally, especially SF which we are led to believe the events from occured shortly prior.

    I did initially feel enraged by Blofeld's conceit as communicated by Waltz, but couldn't emotionally care because Bond didn't appear to care. Additionally, as I said above, even if Bond is supposed to have moved forward at this point, it didn't feel credible to me, emotionally.

    Regarding your previous question - I wouldn't have minded a Blofeld connection to Oberhauser (not my first choice though), but I would have preferred an impersonation or some other misdirection to deviously ensnare and draw Bond in rather than them ultimately being the same person.
  • SuperintendentSuperintendent A separate pool. For sharks, no less.
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    RC7 wrote: »
    For those who dismiss the retcon and history, would you have preferred to keep Oberhauser as the villain inc. childhood connection, but no Spectre organisation and no authorial angle, or Blofeld merely as the head of Spectre with no connection and no retcon? I ask because it feels to me like the thrust of the story and the hook was always the Oberhauser link, the retcon and Blofeld being a secondary element, rather than the reverse. Whether they should have done any of those things is up for debate, but I can see the thinking that brought us to where we are today, whether I agree with it or not.

    I would have preferred a third option: villain as the head of Quantum, without Blofeld, Spectre and the childhood connection. That means the film is connected to CR and QoS.
    Skyfall stays a standalone story.

    If I have to choose between the two options you offered, then I opt for the latter: Blofeld as the head of Spectre, no connection, no retcon.

    I wasn't too keen about Spectre and Blofeld reappearing, but a childhood connection between Bond and the villain is a terrible idea, so I would leave it out in every scenario. I agree with @Birdleson, I don't want them to go that far into Bond's past.
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    For those who dismiss the retcon and history, would you have preferred to keep Oberhauser as the villain inc. childhood connection, but no Spectre organisation and no authorial angle, or Blofeld merely as the head of Spectre with no connection and no retcon? I ask because it feels to me like the thrust of the story and the hook was always the Oberhauser link, the retcon and Blofeld being a secondary element, rather than the reverse. Whether they should have done any of those things is up for debate, but I can see the thinking that brought us to where we are today, whether I agree with it or not.

    Obviously the latter. Who in the world was actually strongly desiring to go into Bond's childhood? Never once in a "what do you want to see in Bond 24" thread or even in conversation with more casual fans have I heard someone say "you know, I really want to delve more in Bond's past. What was he like as a kid? How did those experiences shape him?"

    As has been pointed out many times, the Blofeld 'reveal' is utterly pointless because Bond doesn't know who Blofeld is. Now, if Bond as chasing a mysterious figure named "Blofeld" who turned out to be Oberhauser, that'd at least be an improvement.
  • RC7RC7
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    Sark wrote: »
    For those who dismiss the retcon and history, would you have preferred to keep Oberhauser as the villain inc. childhood connection, but no Spectre organisation and no authorial angle, or Blofeld merely as the head of Spectre with no connection and no retcon? I ask because it feels to me like the thrust of the story and the hook was always the Oberhauser link, the retcon and Blofeld being a secondary element, rather than the reverse. Whether they should have done any of those things is up for debate, but I can see the thinking that brought us to where we are today, whether I agree with it or not.

    Obviously the latter. Who in the world was actually strongly desiring to go into Bond's childhood? Never once in a "what do you want to see in Bond 24" thread or even in conversation with more casual fans have I heard someone say "you know, I really want to delve more in Bond's past. What was he like as a kid? How did those experiences shape him?"

    As has been pointed out many times, the Blofeld 'reveal' is utterly pointless because Bond doesn't know who Blofeld is. Now, if Bond as chasing a mysterious figure named "Blofeld" who turned out to be Oberhauser, that'd at least be an improvement.

    I was proffering a hypothetical scenario based on what we actually got. I wasn't suggesting anyone would being chomping at the bit to explore Bond's childhood (besides, the film doesn't even explore his childhood beyond a couple of lines detailing his movements) but in the context of the film itself would it have been favourable to remove the Blofeld angle (easy), or the Oberhauser angle (less so)?

    On another note, the Blofeld reveal is for the audience alone, hence why it's downplayed.
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    Re: Blofeld reveal: which is why it shouldn't have been done.
  • RC7RC7
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    Sark wrote: »
    Re: Blofeld reveal: which is why it shouldn't have been done.

    The direction of that moment works, but whether Oberhauser should be Blofeld is up for debate. In the context of the story the way Mendes handled it was much better than it could've been. The whole thing is messy because whichever way you spin it, Bond doesn't know Blofeld, so for any sort of reveal to work in this particular film it could only be from an audiences perspective.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    They tried something new with the character a Fresh new take. Some people liked it, some didn't. At least he's closer to the Book version of the character instead of the Drag wearing camp version that ruined the character in the first place. It's better to try something new then rehash the old stuff and they succeeded. As @RC7 said, it could have been much worse.
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    How is he closer to the book Blofeld? Seems like a strange claim when they alter his entire personal history through a retcon to make him and Bond childhood acquaintances.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Well they retconed Bond's backstory for CR. And he's not a medium build chain smoker in the new film continuity either. Doesn't particularly bother me though.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Only Telly Savalas was somewhat close to the book Blofeld before. Not talking about his looks.
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    I'm not a book purist, so changing things about Bond like smoking like a chimney. But if you're going to say this Blofeld was more like the books as if that's automatically a good thing, you should support it somehow. In what ways is SP Blofeld more like Fleming/McClory's? Because he seems to take as much inspiration from Inglorious Basterds as Fleming.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
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    Sark wrote: »
    I'm not a book purist, so changing things about Bond like smoking like a chimney. But if you're going to say this Blofeld was more like the books as if that's automatically a good thing, you should support it somehow. In what ways is SP Blofeld more like Fleming/McClory's? Because he seems to take as much inspiration from Inglorious Basterds as Fleming.

    Very good point. He's very much more Hans Landa than Fleming's Blofeld.

    I don't particularly mind this but in his own way Christoph Waltz is just as far from the serious gangster of the TB novel as Donald, Telly and Charlie were in theirs.

    I still think Telly is the closest to the book Blofeld we have had and there's nothing Christoph does in SP to alter that perception for me.
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    I'm not saying I mind it, but I do mind people claiming things come from Fleming when they don't.

    The unseen Blofelds are my favorite, but Telly was great. He wasn't 300 lbs, but he was big, imposing and bald, which is more than you can say for the other Blofelds.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
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    I take you point. But Flemings Blofeld wasn't bald. That's something invented in YOLT the film.
  • RC7RC7
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    Sark wrote: »
    I'm not saying I mind it, but I do mind people claiming things come from Fleming when they don't.

    The unseen Blofelds are my favorite, but Telly was great. He wasn't 300 lbs, but he was big, imposing and bald, which is more than you can say for the other Blofelds.

    See above. He's not big either, he's 5' 8".
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