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Disney buys Bond franchise for 3.6 Billion; bye bye EON!?!?!?!

chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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And their reps say Justin Bieber is their next Bond!!!

And of course you know what day this is.... ;)

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  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing Long Neck Ice Cold Beer Never Broke My Heart
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    ITS!!!

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  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
    edited April 2015 Posts: 1,731
    For God's sake man - some people have heart conditions here, you know #:-S
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Close... :))
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Close... :))
    AceHole wrote: »
    For God's sake man - some people have heart conditions here, you know #:-S
    Sorry, it's a tradition with me to post fake bad news on AFD.

  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
    edited April 2015 Posts: 1,731
    Reminds me of the time when someone announced David Hasselhoff was taking over from Brosnan back on April fools day 2005... still sends chills down my spine :|
  • PanchitoPistolesPanchitoPistoles 2.0
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    Actually, Disney co-producing and distributing the next Bond film wouldn't be that bad...
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing Long Neck Ice Cold Beer Never Broke My Heart
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    Mickey as the villain and Donald as his henchman. Minnie plays Irma Bunt, yeah I can live with that :))
  • JCRendleJCRendle
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    April Fools Jokes are meant to be slightly believable. Justine Bieber? [-(
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Actually, selling the franchise to any big company is my worst nightmare. Imagine a Bond movie made by a corporation after careful market research? :-O
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    PanchitoPistoles wrote: »
    Actually, Disney co-producing and distributing the next Bond film wouldn't be that bad...

    Disney are capable of handling Bond.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    We are potentially closer to this scary scenario than ever before in a post Sony world - without Bieber of course. The consequences could be tragic indeed.
  • Suivez_ce_parachuteSuivez_ce_parachute
    edited April 2015 Posts: 2,015
    Next movie title after Disney :
    "James Bond 007 : The Spy Who Was My Best Friend"
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Suivez_ce_parachute wrote: »
    "James Bond 007 : The Spy Who Was My Best Friend"
    See the hijinks Bond and his best friend get into on a trip to Disneyland! Great Adventure spies try to sabotage the Pirates Of The Caribbean ride and make the animatronic robots scare the guests, but Bond and Leiter save the day & make the ride safe for all!
  • Suivez_ce_parachuteSuivez_ce_parachute
    edited April 2015 Posts: 2,015
    First Disney Bond meeting :

    "So, guys, what are the best scenes of the Bond movies so far we could market"
    "Diamonds Are Forever. The casino scene. The Man With The Golden, hm, the one with Christopher Lee, I mean. The kung fu scene."
    "Uh ?"
    "Couldn't find any other scenes with kids, except the one where they look at a girl in the last reboot before our reboot, and this one we would have problems"
  • mcdonbbmcdonbb deep in the Heart of Texas
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    Never imagined Tinkerbell as a Bond girl :/
  • PanchitoPistolesPanchitoPistoles 2.0
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    Food for thought: Pulp Fiction was produced by Miramax. Miramax at that time was owned by The Walt Disney Company...
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    What's next? An ensemble piece with James Bond, Iron Man, and Hans Solo saving the world, along with Mickey Mouse?

    They would all be under the same tent if Disney gets Bond.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    But Bond is BIG money. It would have to be carefully targeted to maximize return...
  • Suivez_ce_parachuteSuivez_ce_parachute
    edited April 2015 Posts: 2,015
    Or you can look at Iron Man 3. Comparing a franchise (the tentpole of the studios) and one independent movie is missing the mark IMO.
  • PanchitoPistolesPanchitoPistoles 2.0
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    Suivez_ce_parachute wrote: »
    Or you can look at Iron Man 3. Comparing a franchise (the tentpole of the studios) and one independent movie is missing the mark IMO.

    Let's forget about the thread title (Disney buying Bond) for a second... If Disney replaced Sony as a co-producer and distributor, that doesn't mean that the Bond franchise would become "disneyfied"...
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    PanchitoPistoles wrote: »
    Let's forget about the thread title (Disney buying Bond) for a second... If Disney replaced Sony as a co-producer and distributor, that doesn't mean that the Bond franchise would become "disneyfied"...
    Okay, agreed, but don't you think a bunch of 'studio suggestions' might creep into the productions?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Great! We can have that Bond - Captain America crossover we've all been longing for. :D

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  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    @DarthDimi, there is a small part of me that would like that... b-(
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited April 2015 Posts: 24,183
    Cap: I have Thor and his hammer.
    Bond: I have Q and his laptop.
    *pause*
    Cap: I have Iron Man.
    Bond: I have MoneyPenny.
    *pause*
    Cap: I have black Widow.
    Bond: I have my little finger.
    Cap: I HAVE HULK!
    Bond: ... I have my little finger.
    *Cap walks away defeated.*
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Jesus, @chrisisall! I was subconsciously cognizant of what day it was and STILL it took me a second to see it was all a farce. Whew!
    Suivez_ce_parachute wrote: »
    Next movie title after Disney :
    "James Bond 007 : The Spy Who Was My Best Friend"

    And its sequel, "From Russia with Mild Affection."
  • Suivez_ce_parachuteSuivez_ce_parachute
    edited April 2015 Posts: 2,015
    PanchitoPistoles wrote: »
    Let's forget about the thread title (Disney buying Bond) for a second... If Disney replaced Sony as a co-producer and distributor, that doesn't mean that the Bond franchise would become "disneyfied"...

    Since this is an hypothesis nobody can prove this is true or false, but well, the Iron Man example is rather impressive...
  • BeatlesSansEarmuffsBeatlesSansEarmuffs
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    Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day, @chrisisall...and the rest of you too.
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