It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!
^ Back to Top
The MI6 Community is unofficial and in no way associated or linked with EON Productions, MGM, Sony Pictures, Activision or Ian Fleming Publications. Any views expressed on this website are of the individual members and do not necessarily reflect those of the Community owners. Any video or images displayed in topics on MI6 Community are embedded by users from third party sites and as such MI6 Community and its owners take no responsibility for this material.
James Bond News • James Bond Articles • James Bond Magazine
Comments
8-X
"Shocking ....Positively Shocking"
"He got the Boot"
" The things we do for frequent flier miles "
"Backseat driver."
Bond:"No, I'm just looking."
Another Connery: "The things I do for England."
DAF: Blofeld: "Good shot Bond."
Bond: "But wrong pussy."
DN: "I think they were on their way to a funeral."
CR: "You're a Miss Stephanie Broadchest"....shortly followed by: "I do hate it when religion comes between us."
At the end: "The bitch is dead."
Those are it for me. For now that is......
:-?
Some of my favourites overall would be classic ones like "I think he got the point", "She's just dead", " That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing" :-))
400th post already! Nice.
Tiffany Case: "Could be."
Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that, whether a girl is blonde or brunette."
Bond: "I help people with problems."
Sanchez: "Ah, sort of a problem solver?"
Bond: "More of a problem eliminator."
Tibbett: "We are on a mission."
Bond: "Sir Godfrey, on a mission, I am expected to sacrifice myself."
M: "Christ I miss the Cold War."
Bond:"So you want me to be half monk, half hitman?"
Bond:"You're not my type."
Vesper:"Smart?"
Bond:"Single."
Bond:"If you were just born, wouldn't you be naked?"
Gunter:"I'll kill her!"
Bond:"Allow me."
Bond:"I think I'll call that a Vesper."
Vesper:"Why? Because of the bitter aftertaste?
Bond:"Because once you've had it it's all you want to drink."
Solange:"Why can't most men be more like you?"
Bond:"Because then they'd be bad."
M:"You've got a bloody cheek."
Bond:"Sorry."
Le Chiffre:"Mr.Beech. Or is it Bond? I'm confused."
Bond:"Well, we wouldn't want that."
Tanner:"I have to put you on hold."
Bond:"I thought you would."
I also like "Keeping the British end up, Sir" in TSWLM
A few faves of mine.
Hood 1 - "The stiff ehhmmm, the deceased back there. Your brother Mr.Franks?"
Bond - "Yes it was."
Hood 2 - "I got a brudda."
Bond - "Small world."
M - "Remember OO7, you're on your own."
Bond - "Oh, thank-you Sir. That's a great comfort."
Bond -"Why didn't you learn the violin?"
Kara - "You were fantastic. We're free!"
Bond - "Kara were inside a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan."
There are of course many, many more, but those ones spring to mind.
"It's just a hat darling,belonging to a small headed man of limited means,who lost a fight with a chicken."
An absolute gem.
"Well, neither have I actually"
"That's what I call trouble."
"All those feathers and he still can't fly !!"
"Let's try reverse, that's backwards"
(NOTE: I know Brosnan wasn't that keen on the lines either but he at least looked like he enjoyed saying them).
It's not really a one-liner but I like:
"Trick is to quit while you're still ahead...
that's one trick I've never learned". It's just summs up Bond perfectly.
Other mentions:
"What sharp little eyes you've got
"Wait 'till you get to my teeth"
"I think he got the point"
"She's had her kicks"
"What are you doing...looking for shells?
"No, I'm just looking"
"What a handsome craft, such fine lines"
Short and to the point:
Bond "He got the.. boot." - TLD
Some other favourites:
Bond: "Let's go fishing." - LTK
Bond: "Good morning gentlemen. Acme pollution inspection company, we're cleaning up the world and though this was a suitable starting point." - DAF
Brandt: "Would you like to know what this is?"
Bond: "I'd rather not." - YOLT
Who's 'Nateley'? That's not even half a quote.
@do_me_nicely, if you can't get your quotes right, please don't contribute to this thread.
Now similar to quotes, some of my favourite moments are when Bond doesn't say anything at a moment when you'd expect him to have a one liner...
- Lazenby's look in OHMSS when Blofeld's man throws the acid which burns some transparent door/wall
- Connery snatching a grape in TB after checking into the room of the fighter pilot
Classic stuff.
"Are there any other standard operating procedures I should know about?"
Bond: "Thousands. But I only pay them lip service."