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CrabKeyCrabKey
in Bond Movies Posts: 1,998
Periodically I cave in to my inner snark for amusement--if only to entertain myself. Certain we have only scratched the surface of Bond films, I offer up ten new discussion ideas.

1-Which Bond film features the best bar tender?
2-In which film did Bond drive the worst car featured in the series?
3-Which scenes are more effective? Bond taking a bath or Bond taking a shower?
4-Of all the hotel employees featured in Bond films, which one is most memorable?
5-Aside from Casino Royale, which film features the best card game?
6-Which meal eaten in a Bond film is most appetizing?
7-Which film features the worst Bond outfit?
8-What is the most memorable animal featured in a Bond film?
9-Which film has the best beach scene featuring Bond?
10-Which film features Bond uttering the most suggestive comment?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Best use of an animal in a sinister way.
    Which Bond tipped the most in the films.
    Which villain seemed to motivate his henchmen best.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
    Posts: 9,020
    - Is Daniel Craig a natural blonde and how are we gonna find out?

    - Was the actor in Diamonds Are Forever that played Bond really Sean Connery or was it Connery's double?

    - Which fighting scene in Bond's hotel room is the best of all movies?

    - Which sequence playing in the USA is the best of all movies?

    - In which scenes does Craig stand on a box to make him appear bigger?

    - Could Adam Sandler play Mr. Kidd in a remake of Diamonds Are Forever?

    - Which Bond girl looked the most beautiful when dead?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Villains fashion through the years.
    Comedic characters, how funny were they ?
    The standard of Tarmac on roads used for chases in Bond.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    As long as those things do NOT turn into individual threads, I'm fine with having those discussions one day. We're already spending way too many valuable new threads on discussions with no potential of filling even half a page. ;-)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    :)) No need to worry about any of mine, I won't be starting any. ;)
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited August 2015 Posts: 15,718
    'What role from each outing would @DarthDimi give to the teenage pop singer who-shall-not-be-named?' ;)
    'Which Brosnan outing would @Thunderfinger and @Getafix bring to a deserted island if they were forced to?'
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,804
    Which Bond actor had the best teeth?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Bond actors inside leg measurements, and how this affected
    Their Interpretation of the role.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
    Posts: 9,020
    Which Bond actor has the longest...

    ...index finger.


    Which cameo appearance of Michael Wilson was the most funny?
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    Posts: 15,718
    Astonishing, given the popularity of the beard thread, that no one has thought to rank the films by moustaches and beards featured in them.
  • CrabKeyCrabKey
    Posts: 1,998
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    As long as those things do NOT turn into individual threads, I'm fine with having those discussions one day. We're already spending way too many valuable new threads on discussions with no potential of filling even half a page. ;-)

    That's really what drove my post. Far too many thin discussion topics and far too many rank this that and the other, elimination 1 through 1000, rank the rankings, rank the top five films from 1 to 5 and then rate each from one to ten.......

    Personally, I feel rankings, eliminations, etc. should have a category of their own.




  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Bond's hair length as a reflection of the Socioeconomic structure
    Of the society it itself was a reflection of ?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,804
    DrGorner wrote: »
    Bond's hair length as a reflection of the Socioeconomic structure
    Of the society it itself was a reflection of ?
    Later Moore, Dalton's & Brosnan's hair were the longest during a prosperous time economically and a freer time socially; contrast this with Craig's hair more conservatively cut to begin with and getting shorter after the economic bubble burst in a more austere time with increasing official & unofficial social restrictions....
    :-?
  • DrShatterhandDrShatterhand Garden of Death, near Belfast
    Posts: 805
    I think some of these threads are long overdue:

    1. Top 10 Top 10's
    2. Rank the DVD covers (separate game for Steelbooks)
    3. What colour would you assign to each Bond movie? (obviously FRWL = red, TB = a nice aqua marine, TWINE = magnolia)
    4. Which SC movie featured the best toupee
    5. Bond girl by dress size
    6. How would you feel if you found out that your Dad didn't get run over by a bus like mum said but worked as a monorail operator for Spectre and was shot dead by Bond?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited August 2015 Posts: 24,187
    <ul><li>Which villain's death should inspire us when the next trolls arrive?</li><li>I just noticed that Goldfinger's first name is Auric and that the Latin word for golden is aureum and that the chemical symbol for gold is Au and this is not a question or anything just something I felt like sharing with you so I started an entirely new thread for it.

    [two hours later]
    Nobody?

    [two minutes later]
    Nobody?

    [five minutes later]
    Post copied in one of our 1000 already existing GF related threads by friendly mod request.</li><li>Bond tunes you like to sing when you are in the bathroom.</li><li>Bond tunes you like to sing when you are in the bathroom and suffering from massive diarrhoea.</li><li>I have an idea! Let's make Bond black.</li><li>DAF versus DN versus Star Trek IV The Voyage Home versus AVP: Requiem versus JFK. Which film has the best moments between 2:35 and 2:42 and why?

    [two hours later]
    Nobody?

    </li><li>What if Bernard Lee had been Q in DN but M in FRWL and Goldfinger in GF and lived long enough to have been Scaramanga's brother in a Pierce Brosnan Bond film between '02 and '06? Would you have loved CR better then?</li><li>What if DD stopped making fun of some recent threads right now?</li></ul>

  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    Posts: 15,718
    What if we swapped the actors of the MI6 staff? Desmond Llewelyn as M, Caroline Bliss as Q, Robert Brown as James Bond, Roger Moore as the Minister of Defense, Bernard Lee as Calthorpe, John Cleese as Tanner, Judi Dench as Moneypeny...
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
    Posts: 9,020
    - Should the temporal police go back to 1971 and prevent Connery from doing DAF, then go back to 1985 and prevent Moore from doing AVTAK, then go back to 2002 and change the CGI surfing scene, then go back to 2006 and make sure the typical Bond elements like gun-barrel etc. are in CR?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,978
    @DarthDimi, well I had a laugh! Been thinking the same thing with some recent threads lately.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    In which film was Roger Moore's eyebrow raising the most convincing and why?

    Should Daniel Craig raise his eyebrow once in the new film as a nod towards Roger Moore? or should he nod towards Roger Moore in the new film?

    Is SPECTRE a real organisation?

    Should there be more nods towards Brosnan's films in the new film?

    Are you already nodding off?
    DarthDimi wrote: »

    Bond tunes you like to sing when you are in the bathroom and suffering from massive diarrhoea.
    It isn't Bond, but 'Thunderstruck' popped into my mind when I read that one.

    Maybe @Thunderfinger has a better idea though.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Black Rain by Soundgarden.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    @Thunderfinger, I prefer Eye Of The Tiger.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    Would be scary as hell if it were purple rain....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    " I'm a Scat man" :))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    Well, that's it. I have derailed this thread. I'm going to give myself a warning.
  • fanbond123fanbond123
    edited August 2015 Posts: 1,661
    Which Bond film shown on ITV had the best advert breaks?

    :-bd
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    Which threats has @Darth accidentally derrailed in the past and which do we expect him to derrail in the future?

    @Fanbond123 I wouldn't stick to ITV, many here don't have that. And the discussion gets far more complete if everyone talks about his own local network.
  • TuuliaTuulia
    Posts: 2,081
    This thread is hilarious. =))
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    Tuulia wrote: »
    This thread is hilarious. =))
    According to @Darth it's all shite....




    I'll get me coat
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
    edited August 2015 Posts: 1,731
    fanbond123 wrote: »
    Which Bond film shown on ITV had the best advert breaks?

    :-bd

    That would be ITV's 1997 vintage airing of FYEO, of course.
    Who could forget such commercial-break classics as 'Werther's Originals' toffees, David Ginola's L'Oreal: 'Because I 'em weuf it' and of course the now banned "You've been Tango'd..!!" slap-fest for Tango soft drink...

    Ah, I miss the '90s...
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    -the beer that could've been.... which beers should bond have drunk in what film and why. Seems a legit, full froth discussion topic to me.
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