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  • edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    …Saving the church, and avoiding the bloodshed.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    But of course.
  • edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    …I don’t condone what did they do here.
  • Posts: 2,436
    Bullshit!
  • edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    …Sir Donald has convinced the PM otherwise.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,164
    Then she can fix it!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,669
    I've been missing the touch of a good woman.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    edited July 2021 Posts: 15,164
    I’ve been dreaming of a Solex agitator….ever heard of one?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    The Americans swear by them.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,669
    Filthy habit.
  • Posts: 3,687
    Hey, what the hell is this? A perverts' convention or something?
  • Posts: 7,507
    That depends on your definition of safe sex...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    .... tell him to pull out immediately !
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Would you like it harder
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2021 Posts: 14,669
    Maybe not, but it jammed on your last job and you spent six months in hospital!
  • edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Easy. Hold it. Back up. Back up. Bring him in. Forward now! Hold it. Take the load!
  • Posts: 7,507
    If you do, the cartridge will explode... in your face...
  • edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    They can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You have ten seconds.
  • Posts: 7,507
    The same six minutes you gave me...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Excellent. Time for a drink.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,164
    Vodka martini, shaken not stirred...and for you?
  • Posts: 3,687
    Two Sazeracs. Where's your sense of adventure? This is New Orleans. Relax!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,164
    Never on the firms time Sir.
  • edited July 2021 Posts: 3,687
    …On the company. MY company.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,164
    And what business is that?
  • Posts: 7,507
    Salt corrosion
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,164
    Do I need any other protection?
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    I'm going to have to ask that each of you put on one of these masks.
    It's for your own safety, so I'm sure you'll understand.
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