The James Bond Quote Conversation

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  • Posts: 3,687
    You're fired! Get out of my sight!
  • Posts: 7,507
    What sharp little eyes you've got
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    A well-known congenital distinction of Bleuchamp ancestry.
    Like the Hapsburg lip, or the hawknose of the Medicis.
  • Posts: 7,507
    Then he shouldn't be looking at me!
  • Posts: 3,687
    I cannot see when you are this way with me! Things become unclear!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You are fading from my picture, Mr. Bond, but the end cannot be far away.
  • Posts: 3,687
    We could do with a couple of glasses.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Bollinger! If it's 69 ' you were expecting me.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,134
    Nonsense, it adds a sparkle to the day.
  • Posts: 3,687
    So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    You know, you're cleverer than you look.
  • Posts: 3,687
    Well, when one has little time, one has to be obvious.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,134
    You’ve lost me completely.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Come, let me show you to your new quarters.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    A palace of ice. You must feel right at home.
  • edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Home?!
    It took me 10 years to get away from there!
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Get in.
  • Posts: 3,687
    All right. All right. But you'll have to protect me.
  • Posts: 7,507
    That depends on your definition of safe sex
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    I've had a few optional extras installed.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    All right, sit down and make yourself comfortable.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Thank you.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Now get up! Put your hands behind your head. Move!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,134
    But I've only just arrived.
  • Posts: 3,687
    I'm afraid I have another appointment tonight, Mr Fisher. I'm awfully sorry to leave you but I have to get off.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,134
    Well, don’t forget to write.
  • edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Now write this...”The greatest rapture in my life was afforded me in a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush. Signed, James Bond, 007.”
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    There are five typing errors on the first page alone. What's got into you?
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    edited August 2021 Posts: 262
    Chloral hydrate!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    He has worked for drug syndicates in Marseilles and Hong Kong.
    Now reported working for Greek smugglers.
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