The James Bond Quote Conversation

EHollander

I know you'll find this crushing, but I don't sit at home praying for an international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond.

Thunderpussy

Moneypenny, I'll need travel documents for Tangier via Bratislava.
And keep this between ourselves.

EHollander

Will you pleeeease leave, you irritating maaaan!!!

Thunderpussy

Jealousy? From you, Mr Bond? I'm flattered.

EHollander

I think we're having a little trouble with the line, madam. You idiot. Get on to him.

Thunderpussy

Your new telephone. Talk here. Listen here.

EHollander

That ridiculous contraption actually seems to work, Q. You've surpassed yourself this time.

Thunderpussy

I'll have you know this is where our most cutting-edge technology is developed

Benny

It was the least I could do for a friend.

Thunderpussy

How can a friend be in debt?

EHollander

Why don't you acquaint yourself with the manual?
Should be able to shoot through that in a couple of hours.

Thunderpussy

Sorry, sweetie. You're off duty File it till you get back.

EHollander

(Good) …I never learned to read.

Thunderpussy

Never too late to learn

EHollander

Excellent. Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?

Locque

October 2021
In Theatres Only

EHollander

Any (more) delays…and I hold you responsible.

Locque

Our big breakthrough since last summer has been the confection of a certain... Virus Omega.

EHollander

I've always been a fan of Chinese technology.

CommanderRoss

No, just different. Like Peking duck is different from normal duck.

Thunderpussy

I'll make you a Chinese dinner here

EHollander

What about tonight? You come round for dinner and I'll cook you a beautiful Angel Cake.

Benny

That’s a thrilling prospect. But if I do get through this…I may have other plans.

EHollander

Connection terminated. Restrict Bond's movements. Cancel his cards.

Locque

Be assured that we at Banco de Isthmus are experienced in handling accounts of this nature.

GadgetMan

Where is my money?!!!!

Locque

I regret too, but I don't have it.

GadgetMan

Keep the change.

Locque

Why, that's 50.000 dollars!

EHollander

I’d have claimed it was fake, and NOT paid.