The James Bond Quote Conversation

j_w_pepper

May I remind you that this operation was to be conducted discreetly

suavejmf

Don't you want to know why?

TheSharkFromJaws

Mommy was very bad.

Thunderpussy

That's putting it mildly 007.

suavejmf

Don't worry, we gave her a nice honeymooooooooooooonnnnnnn.

Thunderpussy

The only place you`re going
is our evaluation centre in the Falklands

vzok

Piss off

Thunderpussy

Get a wiggle on!

j_w_pepper

Would you settle for a tulip?

barryt007

You should have brought lillies !

Thunderpussy

Oh, just give me a dozen lillies, would you.

barryt007

They were on their way to a funeral.

Thunderpussy

Just send them to the funeral.

j_w_pepper

Whose funeral is it?

TheSharkFromJaws

His name's Jaws. He kills people.

barryt007

What a pleasant chap.

BondJasonBond006

Good morning, gentlemen!
The Acme Pollution Inspection.
We're cleaning up the world. We thought this was a suitable starting point.

Thunderpussy

Don't worry. It's all wrapped up

BondJasonBond006

Why don't you lie down, and let me look at it!

Thunderpussy

Cute, isn't it ?

j_w_pepper

Hardest substance found in nature.

vzok

An omelette

j_w_pepper

Quiche de cabinet.

thedove

"Kamal proposes a trade. The egg for your life."

TheSharkFromJaws

There are worse things than dying, hombre.

CommanderRoss

Thank you both for your help. My name is Kamran Shah. Please forgive the theatricals, it's a hangover from my Oxford days.

suavejmf

When in Egypt, one should delve deep into it's treasures.

Thunderpussy

It used to be a convincing act, it's wearing
A little thin now.

suavejmf

One chance, where can I find him?

Thunderpussy

When's the last time you visited a Circus ?