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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Take the blue combipen, Bond. Mid-neck into the vein.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Seems terribly difficult."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    It's never too late to learn.
  • jobojobo
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    Do you know a lot about guns, Mr Bond?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I know it when I see it.
  • jobojobo
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    I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl´s best friend. That´s about it.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I don't have any friends.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    It's what keeps you alone.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    If at first you don't succeed...
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    Leave it to the professionals!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    I'm just a professional doing my job.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    You're just a stupid policeman, who's luck has run out.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Gentlemen and ladies, hold the presses. This just in: by curious quirk of fate, we have the perfect story with which to launch our satellite news network tonight. It seems a small crisis is brewing in the South China Seas. I want full newspaper coverage, I want magazine stories, I want books, I want films, I want TV, I want radio, I want us on the air 24 hours a day! This is OUR moment! And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it, and read about it from the Carver Media Group. There's no news..... like bad news.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.

  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
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    Hmm, you really are insane.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "You should have told me your wife was with you."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    He had a beautiful Russian wife, a dancer.

  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Yes. She's had her kicks.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
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    Everyone needs a hobby.
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
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    I got breaking news Elliot! The first rule of Mass media is Give the people what they want!
  • jobojobo
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    Pussy!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    My friend, bring me one as well.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    With that in mind, I've already
    contacted our usual friend in Greece

  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    ..but before I pay anything, I want to see some hardware.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I'm arranging for countries that can afford the price to send experts here to see this.

  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    This is the world's most precious resource. We need to control as much of it as we can.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    ... the latest figures show that we presently control
    70% of antimalarial vaccines, 34% of H.I.V.,
    and 40% of all ontological drugs across Sub-Saharan Africa.

  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
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    Wow, now there's a mouthful.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.

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