The James Bond Quote Conversation

j_w_pepper

Ah, welcome to Auric Stud, Mr. Bond!

BonSimonLeBon_1

I've had my fill of Sanchez' hospitality.

00Agent

Will you please leave, you irritating man?

jobo

Well, there's only one problem. I have no swimming trunks.

barryt007

Take something off,enjoy the sun.

jobo

That's a nice little nothing you're wearing.

EHollander

... I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.

barryt007

Get in the bathroom and lock the door.

EHollander

Would you mind giving me something to put on?

00Agent

Yes, considerably.

jobo

No, I´m just looking

barryt007

Zank you.....bat I zink my mouze eez too beeg

00Agent

Not for what i have in mind.

jobo

Sinister laugh - (LTK: "more of a problem eliminator")

00Agent

I think he got the point.

EHollander

Now you get your clothes on… And I’ll buy you an ice cream.

j_w_pepper

Something you expect me to wear?

00Agent

l like a girl in a bikini.

j_w_pepper

Providing collars and cuffs match.

EHollander

It’s a man’s world... Buy yourself some decent clothes.

j_w_pepper

Twenty-thousand baht!

00Agent

It's worth $300 million.

j_w_pepper

Oh. Fascinating anatomical tidbit, but probably the most useless piece of information I ever heard.

EHollander

I don’t dress for the hired help.

00Agent

Oh, good. I'm glad to hear that.

jobo

I have had a most fascinating life. Would you like me to tell you about it?

j_w_pepper

I'm not interested in your sordid escapades.

barryt007

Once when I was with M in Tokyo we had an interesting experience.............

00Agent

You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life.

barryt007

My dear girl don't flatter youself.