The James Bond Quote Conversation

j_w_pepper

Don't worry, you're not my type.

EHollander

Get on with it, anything's better than hearing you talk.

j_w_pepper

There's nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know!

Thunderpussy

I won't keep you for more than an hour if you give me
your undivided attention.

EHollander

I will tell you where. I will tell you when...

thedove

"There's a plane leaving for Miami in one hour."

BonSimonLeBon_1

Go!

00Agent

Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?

j_w_pepper

I hope not, but accidents do happen.

EHollander

And it doesn't matter a damn to you I suppose that thousands of innocent people will be killed in that "accident" of yours?

00Agent

I don't stop to think about it.

EHollander

I shan’t ask you politely next time...

Max_The_Parrot

You damn lucky you got an ear left to hear the question with!

JamesCraig

Are you going to try and shoot me?

EHollander

I never miss.

j_w_pepper

I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece.

JamesCraig

It will go off.

Max_The_Parrot

We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen ... in stainless steel!

BonSimonLeBon_1

$1 million Mr Bond.

j_w_pepper

That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Yes, considerably.

00Agent

Well, that's peasant food for us, but with champagne it's Ok.

j_w_pepper

If it's '69, you were expecting me.

EHollander

stuffed sheep’s head....

JamesCraig

Skewered. One sympathises.

EHollander

Ah mushrooms!

Max_The_Parrot

Oh, I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.

00Agent

Worth half a billion dollars on the streets of New York.

EHollander

You know where you headed? Uptown I believe. Uptown? You headed into Harlem man.

thedove

"Some men just don't like to be driven."