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  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Backseat driver.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    I love a drive in the country, don't you?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    I could learn to like it, if I had the time.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,434
    "Then let me expand your vocabulary."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    Nymphalis polychloros.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture here, 007.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Nothing could be more painful than listening to you talk.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    You know I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    ...was so ably pointed out by the Secretary-General in his opening remarks. But - and I must emphasise this point - no formula can, or will, ever cover each case. For instance...when three or more applicants have been recognised, which is in direct contradiction to...
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    I've had a particularly fascinating life - would you like to hear about it?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    There’s a lot of garbage, but if you dial down the ambient noise…
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    I didn't want to discuss it in front of the minister but that mysterious signal came from one of Carver's satellites.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Any higher, Mr Bond, my ears will pop.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    As head of space division, I have concluded that this crime Was committed by Siberian separatists, Seeking to create…
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    ...a new super-race, a race of perfect physical specimens.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    ...But there were side effects, they were born psychotics.
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    I call it Gupta’s law of creative anomalies. If something’s too good to be true, it always is.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Oh, sounds quite reasonable!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    And that makes perfect sense since Ml6 looks for maladjusted young men that give little thought to sacrificing others in order to protect Queen and country.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    For England, James!
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
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    No.

    For me.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    ...and THIS ... For my brother!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    He killed my sister!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    ...made you feel it, did she? Well you needn’t worry, the second is...
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    I got a brudder!
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    You'll be the death of me yet, Nic-Nac.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    My father… Asked me to treat him as a brother. My little brother.... Do you know what happens when a cuckoo hatches inside another bird’s nest?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Well, it's not the sort of question... a gentleman answers.
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