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  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    Ugh!
    Stop fiddling about with things that you don’t understand!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I have been informed of everything you have done for my daughter.
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
    Posts: 863
    Nothing bad I hope
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    It was you who betrayed me....And now you will pay the penalty.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    What''s the penalty for that?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Good news! You won’t be hung in the morning… You will be SHOT!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    Oh, doctor, aren't you forgetting something?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Yes,
    We’ve analyzed the shrapnel fragments. You were lucky it wasn’t a direct hit or it would’ve cut you in half.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    What’s the matter...? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Ah the usual 007 wit, or at least half of it.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Who sent you?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    The Snow Leopard Brotherhood are dangerous to cross.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    This organization does not tolerate failure.
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
    Posts: 863
    Oh, shut up! Of all the fouled-up, half-witted operations...
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    Number Ten´s making ugly noises about Operation Bedlam.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    That’s Irina... my mistress. ... IRINA! TAKE A HIKE!!!!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    Everyone, listen to me. Don't you dare touch her. She's mine!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    She's beautiful, isn't she? You should have had her before when she was innocent. How does it feel to know I broke her in for you?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    What she needs is a man to dominate her. To make love to her enough to make her love him.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    A woman???
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Man or woman. Black or white. I don’t discriminate.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    Whoever she was, it must've scared the living daylights out of her.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    The bitch is dead.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    I don't think the dead care about vengeance.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    They don't care what we do, they care what we get photographed doing.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    Old dog, new tricks.
  • jobojobo
    edited October 2019 Posts: 7,507
    My art is in great demand, Mr Bond. I go all over the world. I am especially good at the celebrity overdose.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    They found Greene dead in the middle of the Bolivian desert of all places… They found a motor oil in his stomach. Does that mean anything to you?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited October 2019 Posts: 9,091
    jobo wrote: »
    My art is in great demand, Mr Bond. I go all over the world. I am especially good at the celebrity overdose.

    Well, that's not the sort of thing that looks good on a form.
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