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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    No it isn’t, is it?...They know when it is time for them to be fed.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    And one by one, they start eating each other, until there are only two left.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Why not? Perhaps we can make up a foursome!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Ha! American motorists kill that many every two years.
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    Posts: 3,497
    Most of them are lovely people.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    00Agent wrote: »
    Why not? Perhaps we can make up a foursome!

    Please entertain Mr. Bond for me, Pussy.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited October 2019 Posts: 9,000
    JamesCraig wrote: »
    Most of them are lovely people.
    Psychiatric wards are full of them.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    It’s soundproofed. The warden doesn’t like to hear screaming at night.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    You were very quiet when I was arrested. Remember, you're only president... for life.

  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    But Commander Bond, I am only able to countenance this deception if the matter is of national importance.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    For England, James.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    You work for peanuts. A hearty “well done” from her Majesty the Queen, and a pittance of a pension. Apart from that, we are the same.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,000
    My motivation is my duty.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    I did think of asking you to join my little scheme, but somehow, I knew, 007’s loyalty was always to the mission. Never to his friend.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    I don't have any friends
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Because he's rather a tragic case. As Ml6 says, he's...
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Skewered. One sympathizes.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    Then you have my resignation, sir.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    ....”Request granted”...not even with regret. What did you expect? A knighthood?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,204
    Would you settle for a tulip?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    - Enough to quit and float around the world with you until one of us has to find a decent job.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    James, will you take me round the world one more time?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    The Count is a specialist in this field. I’ll be glad to get my feet back on the ground.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Now, if you're very, very nice to me, I could make you my countess.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited October 2019 Posts: 9,000
    Which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    The Hoffler Klinik.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    I have sent Spectre agent Count Lippe to the South of England.... He is at a health clinic, conveniently located near the NATO air base.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Well, that's convenient.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Yes, considerably.
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