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  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    ...He even invited me to dinner...
    ....In due time, I shall be laid to rest here in my mausoleum after a useful, happy, long life. And I do not intend to allow Mr. Bond shorten it.
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    Correct,you should have brought lillies.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    So James, why did you come? … I came here to kill you. ...And I thought you came here to ..._____________
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,087
    EHollander wrote: »
    So James, why did you come? … I came here to kill you. ...And I thought you came here to ..._____________

    [Sorry, @EHollander, but I find your habit of posting entire exchanges irritating. The conversation should be between different posters, based on single quotes that are recombined. In the above example you start with Bloberhauser, switch to Bond and then back to Franz, straight from the movie. I think that's not how it should be. Your posting should end after the question mark, letting others continue. Just my two Euro cents.]
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,492
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    EHollander wrote: »
    So James, why did you come? … I came here to kill you. ...And I thought you came here to ..._____________

    [Sorry, @EHollander, but I find your habit of posting entire exchanges irritating. The conversation should be between different posters, based on single quotes that are recombined. In the above example you start with Bloberhauser, switch to Bond and then back to Franz, straight from the movie. I think that's not how it should be. Your posting should end after the question mark, letting others continue. Just my two Euro cents.]

    +1

    "Bless your heart."
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    Did he promise you heeeez heart ?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    The speed is controlled by the instructor from up there.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,087
    You're not my instructor. Where's Mr. Bleeker?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I am sorry mademoiselle. We are so very busy today.
  • jobojobo
    edited October 2019 Posts: 7,507
    The first thing you should know about us is that we have people everywhere.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    ...But I might JUST be able to squeeze you in.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,087
    She always did enjoy a good squeeze.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    Well, it's very difficult to obtain a work permit in Isthmus. It's... well, one has to show a special talent that people here don't have.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,087
    But I am very gifted.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    I’m sorry. I hadn’t expected you to be a woman.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,087
    Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr Bond.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    As I see it, you need a Stallion...for breeding.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,087
    You know, this kind of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Well, your beauty’s a problem. You worry you wont be taken seriously. Which one can say of any
    attractive woman with half a brain.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,087
    James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue... but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    Women! ...Walkie Talkie!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,087
    I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,492
    "Yes I read Saunders report. You jeopardized the mission because the sniper was a beautiful woman."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Then, when this mission is over... I weeel keeel yuuu!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,492
    "I can think of a more social thing to do."
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Let's go fishing!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    In Japan, men always come first. Women come second.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,492
    "You've never been to Japan have you?"
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
    Posts: 3,126
    Me and M once had an interesting experience in Tokyo.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    ...He tried to blow up a summit between South Korea and China...

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