The James Bond Quote Conversation

Thunderpussy

I count two

Benny

"Let me guess. Thumb screws, and hot coals."

tanaka123

This is the part I really like.

Thunderpussy

next time I see you, I'll put you across my knee.

Benny

"Bottoms up!"

Thunderpussy

Well, I'm exceedingly flattered, Bibi ....

Thunderfinger

Better make that two.

tanaka123

Maybe I can stretch to two.

Thunderpussy

I can hardly wait.

vzok

Onatopp?

Thunderpussy

Something like that, yes

vzok

How about a demonstration, boy?

Thunderpussy

Lean over !

thedove

I've had a few extra modifications installed

Thunderpussy

New model? Improved specs?

thedove

See this button here? Whatever you do don't touch it!

Thunderpussy

So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years

sirseanisbond

"Oh, you may need this to play with your asp..."

Thunderpussy

Not exactly Christmas, is it?

IncompetentHenchman

That's putting it mildly, 007.

jake24

"Sorry? Sorry?? Why don't you try putting that in a sentence, like 'sorry Le Chiffe's gonna win. Continue funding terror and killing innocent people.' That kind of sorry??"

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

"One sympathizes."

Thunderpussy

Regret is unprofessional

tanaka123

What does he mean?

Thunderpussy

You really don't know anything about us

tanaka123

Just keep my martini cool.

Thunderpussy

That's stirred, not shaken. That was right, wasn't it

tanaka123

Does it look like I give a damn?

Thunderpussy

James! You look as though you've just fallen off a mountain.

tanaka123

If he fires me I'll thank him for it.