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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Not quite, 007. If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. I've no compunction about sending you to your death. But I won't do it on a whim. Even with your cavalier attitude towards life.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Easy come, easy go !
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    Oh, shut up, Q!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Jealousy? From you, Mr Bond? I'm flattered.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Well to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I'll be the judge of that.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    "M" would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government property.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
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    Well done James.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Well, you're bloody well not sleeping here.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,438
    "You should have told me your wife was with you."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    An incurable romantic, Mrs Bond.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Forgive me, my mind is elsewhere. Madam and I had agreed to be partners tonight."
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    That's a laugh.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Funny how the least little thing amuses him.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    There's no sense in going off half-cocked.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    ...between you and Elliot, I've made my bed. You don't sleep in it anymore.

  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Get away from me.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I'm not going to hurt you. Just open. No, no. Open wide.

  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Ow.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    It was all me, James. It's always been me. The author of all your pain.
  • jobojobo
    edited December 2019 Posts: 7,507
    That depends on your definition of safe sex

    (Edit: Sorry. Couldn´t resist :P )
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687

    You know, this sort of behavior could qualify as sexual harassment.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    I'll definitely have to pay it a visit.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited December 2019 Posts: 3,687
    I’m sorry. No visitors today.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    Dr. von Hagens' Body Worlds invites visitors to observe the body's various locomotive, digestive, nervous and vascular systems.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Do I seem healthy?

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    Medical evaluation: fail. Physical evaluation: fail. Psychological evaluation, alcohol and substance addiction indicated. Ooh! Pathological rejection of authority based on unresolved childhood trauma.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I'll definitely cut out the white bread sir.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    He's in cardiac arrest. Get the crash cart. Notify his superiors.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Good. I'll make a signal to M.

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