The James Bond Quote Conversation

EHollander

So if you'll forgive me, I think you know why you're here.

thedove

"I hope you don't snore Q."

JamesCraig

I'd rather not talk about it.

jobo

That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs

JamesCraig

Another few minutes and I would have found out.

JamesCraig

You don’t know what this is.

thedove

"Spare us the lecture Q. We all know about the microchip."

EHollander

It's amazing the panic you can cause with a single computer.

j_w_pepper

To avoid general panic, secrecy will be maintained.

EHollander

The whole process from start to finish operates under an air-tight security system. It’s an essential precaution- Even though the industry prides itself on the loyalty and devotion of its workers.

Max_The_Parrot

To lose one aircraft may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose two seems like carelessness

EHollander

My family has relied on MI6 twice, Mr. Bond. I won't make that mistake a third time.

Max_The_Parrot

I'm going to be completely useless to you.

j_w_pepper

What a helpful chap!

CommanderRoss

Mr Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

jobo

LIAR!!!

BonSimonLeBon_1

Well you can't win them all.

EHollander

You work in Canadian Intelligence? It's alright, I know you do.

Thunderpussy

I have no country,
I have no price on my head.
I don't have to apologise to you,
a paid assassin, for what I am!

jobo

It goes by hot air

Thunderpussy

Yes, very practical.

JamesCraig

Do I look like I give a damn?

Thunderpussy

Is that stress in your voice?

EHollander

I want to open your mind to the virtues of nutrition, proper exercise, meditation, and, hopefully, spiritual enlightenment.

Max_The_Parrot

He'll have the prolytic digestive enzyme shake.

Thunderpussy

Tastes like ..... Strawberries.

jobo

Can you put that in English for those of us who don't speak spy?

EHollander

Well, a successful cover becomes almost second nature.

CommanderRoss

Is that clever?

EHollander

We cannot tolerate that.