The James Bond Quote Conversation

BonSimonLeBon_1

We're quick learners Mr White.

j_w_pepper

One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Point taken.

EHollander

Will that be all, Comrade General?

thedove

"One other thing, the real De Beauchamp have no earlobes. It's not the sort of thing we rely on."

j_w_pepper

I'm all ears.

thedove

"Wait till you get to my teeth!"

j_w_pepper

A dentist is dead in South Africa.

CommanderRoss

Well we wouldn't want that now would we?

EHollander

His name’s Jaws, he kills people.

EHollander

Yes, Prime Minister. I understand the gravity of the situation.

jobo

Oops, not any more!

Thunderpussy

Butter-hook !

j_w_pepper

You were pretty good with that hook.

Thunderpussy

Well. I've had quite a bit of practice.

thedove

"Do you always arm yourself for rendezvous?

jobo

That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six.

Thunderpussy

I only need one.

EHollander

James, you’re jealous!

Thunderpussy

Darling Moneypenny, you know
I never even look at another woman.

j_w_pepper

You must give me the name of your oculist.

Thunderpussy

Dr Tynan sent us.

j_w_pepper

My name is Dr. Kaufman. I am an outstanding pistol marksman; take my word for it, ja?

007Blofeld

Oh shut up!

j_w_pepper

Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007.

EHollander

Excuse me, Minister, I don't mean to interrupt,
but just for the sake of variety, might we actually hear from the witness?

j_w_pepper

That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.

EHollander

Sounds like a load of bull.

EHollander

Ain't no use you struggling. Pussfeller wrestles alligators.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Interesting role model.