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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I think you owe us an explanation,007.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    I wasn't aware that your expertise included lepidoptery.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited February 2020 Posts: 3,687
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
    And with current real-estate prices in Hong Kong...quite practical.


  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited February 2020 Posts: 3,687
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    I wasn't aware that your expertise included lepidoptery.
    You can listen in on the bug.

  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Sometimes the old ways are the best.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,508
    "This is an old friend of mine, and he says something stinks."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I don't have any friends.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Even one of your famous million-dollar
    bribes can't get you out of this one.
  • GatecrasherGatecrasher Classified
    Posts: 265
    Not enough?
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    The world is not enough.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited February 2020 Posts: 3,687
    And how many millions do you want for your services this time?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,702
    Make out a deposit receipt for $4,900,000 for señor Bond.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,508
    "I doubt very much if the Miami Beach Police would take kindly to what you are doing. Nod your head if you agree...nod!!!!"
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    I admire your courage, Mr..
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    Sir Godfrey!
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    You ol' devil!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,346
    Family motto
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    Bird never make nest in bare tree.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    They feast like there's no tomorrow!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    I'll wait till tomorrow.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Tomorrow's news today.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Leave it to the Americans. It’s their mess. Let them clear it up.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    The Americans are fools. I offered my services; they refused.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    And you can tell them about the $5 million payoff you received from Zorin. I saw the cheque.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    Cancel transfer of 20 million dollars. Inform next of kin that a tragic accident has resulted in the deaths of Professor Markovitz and Dr Bechmann. The funeral was at sea.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Tell me you didn't drop by tonight just to piss on my parade.

  • GatecrasherGatecrasher Classified
    Posts: 265
    I’m just here for the birds.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,091
    Me honey and me make boolooloop soon.
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