The James Bond Quote Conversation

NickTwentyTwo

"He always did like that mausoleum..."

Agent_47

"Then I must add it to my cellar"

j_w_pepper

Unfortunately our cellar is poorly stocked with clarets.

Octopussy

I never would have guessed.

EHollander

If 007 says he saw Derval last night and he was dead... that's enough for me.

j_w_pepper

Siamese vodka?

EHollander

... motor oil in his stomach.

j_w_pepper

Alimentary, Dr. Leiter.

Max_The_Parrot

To the nearest pharmacy.

EHollander

I have pills for everything... some make you forget.

j_w_pepper

You forget I'm already dead.

Octopussy

Not dead enough for me!

j_w_pepper

We aim to please.

CommanderRoss

You're right! An inch too low.

j_w_pepper

I am now aiming precisely at your groin.

EHollander

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!

thedove

"Give it to him."

Gatecrasher

“So speak now - or forever hold your piece.”

thedove

"All recovery crew personnel proceed to docking level and stand by."

EHollander

- Stop it, both of you! Stop it! You're like boys with toys.

j_w_pepper

Balls, Q?

Octopussy

One rises to meet a challenge.

JamesCraig

I'm the money.

Octopussy

And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!

EHollander

Oh. And what rank do you hold ...with the Motor Vehicles Department?

j_w_pepper

I am the new Chairman of the Board.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Well done Albert.

EHollander

...Started out as a student radical at Berkeley in the '60s.

Max_The_Parrot

You really do have a magnificent abdomen.

CommanderRoss

And two beverage cup holders. All in all, rather stocked.