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  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,482
    "Breakfast for two. Yogurt and figs, coffee very black!"
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    That's the part I like
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,085
    You're a woman of many parts, Poosie!
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Note closely please, Pockets, poppers, and zipper. Take the lower part of the zipper, and insert it into the appropriate…
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    It’s not “oratory” sir, it’s “lab-oratory”.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,482
    "How can you be so certain?"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    It was in all the newspapers!
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Read this. Bitch!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    The job is done. And the bitch is dead.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Bitch. Your problems are all behind you now.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Thank you.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Ugly little bitch.
  • Agent_47Agent_47 Canada
    Posts: 330
    She has a face like a pig!
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Yo Muma!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    "Why so certain?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    She has two moles on the left thigh.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    "Ah well...mothers calling."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    So is my aunt.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Yes, she's had her kicks
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Forgot to tell you, (her) father runs a karate school.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    "Now you tell me."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    You should have called
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    "Regret is unprofessional."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    That depends on your definition of safe sex
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Is there a safe in here?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    This bed feels like a cage. All these bars. Do you think I will be... safe?!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    Have a look at this. Someone stripped the screw heads.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Stand up straight, keep still and whatever you do, don't lose your head. Don't... lose... your... head...
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