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  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    You are a funny man, Mr Bond!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    The suspect is wearing a clown suit, over.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,480
    "I'm not crazy about his tailor."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Interesting. Where were you measured for this, bud?
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,480
    "Washington. The President today said he's satisfied..."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    ...that one of you is clearly guilty of embezzlement.
  • jobojobo
    edited April 2020 Posts: 7,507
    Don't forget my pathetique love of country
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    "Every man has his passion. Mine is fishing."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    ...I’ve been retained by the Regent Park Zoo to arrange shipment of a Carcharodon carcharias. - A great white shark.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    At least you won't have to swim ashore
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Jaws... Expel them.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    May I offer an opinion?
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Shut up Q.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Oh go ahead, eject me. See if I care.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,480
    "They can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    ...inflicting the maximum amount of pain while keeping the victim alive for as long as possible.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,480
    "Let the sport...commence."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    It’s great sport, this punting!... I may even give up golf for it.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    “Strict rules of golf?”
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Questions, questions, questions, all I get is questions!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Nothing but problems. Problems, problems.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Don´t worry, Georgi, it´s a piece of cake
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,085
    The insurance company is never going to believe this!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Oh, they will! Remember that disagreeable outbreak of foot and mouth disease in England last summer? Well I shall instruct them, in very convincing terms, exactly how I arranged that.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Impressive. But what does the club secretary have to say?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    As a guest, you are automatically a member.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    How disappointing!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,480
    "Keep your hair on."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Weren’t you a blonde when I came in?
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Pipe down 007.
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