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  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    ...bunch of little kids peeing in it.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "For a westerner you are exceptionally cultivated."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I studied at Oxford and Harvard. Majored in Western hypocrisy.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Who do you work for?"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I am in the dark as much as you are.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Give me a name, you can do that can't you?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    What a pity it is you insist on being so businesslike. ...A certain Max Kalba. To reach Kalba, you must first make contact with a man named Fekkesh. Aziz Fekkesh.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Before we go, is there time for lovers lesson number 3?"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    My mother gave me a list of things not to do on a first date....You presume a great deal, Mr. Bond.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    You said you wanted to do what to me?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    You know what I can do with my little finger.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Are you always this frisky?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,137
    "That depends on your definition of safe sex."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Armed and very dangerous
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Ha! A harmless toy. I am, as you can see now, completely unarmed.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "AHHHH I've lost my charm!"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Then you lose.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Let me prove that I'm as gracious a loser as you are a winner Mister Bond. I would like you to be our guest at the junkanoo."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    You will be red. I will be blue.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Now lets both play!"
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    I like this poker thing
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "It seems you are out to get me."
  • Risico007Risico007
    Posts: 9,846
    Welcome James it's been so long but now here we are
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    One of us smells like a tart’s handkerchief. I’m afraid it’s me. Sorry about that old boy.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Old man is that what you call each other at SMERSH?"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Sometimes the old ways are the best.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "I've been saying for years sir that our equipment is obsolete."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    They've slashed my budget. You can't get the spare parts. And when you can, some strike stops delivery. And look at this place! They keep it bloody freezing down here!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "I respectfully suggest you assign me to Nassau sir."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,137
    “You’re going to Holland!”
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