The James Bond Quote Conversation

EHollander

Take it, dear. That's all you'll ever get from him.

QBranch

Bull, give them an inch.

jobo

You were right! An inch too low...

GadgetMan

That's close enough.

CommanderRoss

believe me, I could shoot you from Stuttgard und still create ze propper effect.

GadgetMan

Good luck with that.

GadgetMan

.

jobo

Now, Pussy, you know a lot more about planes than guns. That's a Smith and Wesson 45, and if you fire at me at this close range, the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blowtorch through butter. The cabin will depressurize and we'll both be sucked into outer space together.

EHollander

...Your desire to be America's first woman in space will soon be fulfilled.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Great!

EHollander

...You have a go for fourth orbit.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Shut up Q!

suavejmf

My regards to Baron Samedi man, right between the eyes!

GadgetMan

Remember, if it hadn't been for Q Branch, you'd have been dead long ago.

EHollander

Yes. This is my second life.

GadgetMan

Health and Safety. Carry on.

jobo

And for my next miracle, I...
(...)

QBranch

...have some gratuitous sex and...

jobo

Pyramids!!

QBranch

Point taken.

GadgetMan

.....A martini, Shaken not Stirred.

QBranch

Sorry. You're just too late.

GadgetMan

All too briefly.

jobo

So... now that we're all here...

QBranch

...Take off your...

GadgetMan

Behave yourself, Mr. Bond!

QBranch

...helmet.

jobo

That's allright. You weren't using it

BonSimonLeBon_1

Give me a gun.

MartinBond

...Not exactly christmas, is it?