The James Bond Quote Conversation

EHollander

I never learned to read.

GadgetMan

The letter U is for UMBRELLA.

EHollander

NUMBERS we’re never MY strong suit.

jobo

No, but I know a little about women...

Thunderpussy

He wouldn't know a woman if one came up and sat on his head.

jobo

Hm, tastes like... like strawberries...

EHollander

My friend, bring me one as well. Keep the fruit.

Thunderpussy

It's the first time I've tasted women. They're rather good.

EHollander

But...Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?

Thunderpussy

It's the addition of the Volado tobacco.

EHollander

I'm very impressed. There's a lot more to you than I had expected.

Thunderpussy

Wow, now there's a mouthful.

EHollander

Oh, to hell with dignity. I'll leave when the job's done.

Thunderpussy

But don't worry, you'll soon be enlightened.

jobo

Imagine a second sun shining like a diamond in the sky. Let there be light!

Thunderpussy

Coal and oil will soon be depleted. Uranium's too dangerous.
Geothermal and tidal control too expensive. l know all that.

EHollander

The oil operation looks clean, except for a problem with the crab fishermen.

Thunderpussy

He tried to blow up a summit between South Korea and China.

EHollander

Started out as a student radical at Berkeley in the '60s. Now he sells his politics for cash.

Thunderpussy

..... amongst certain other things.

GadgetMan

That's brilliant. Go on, I'm fascinated.

Thunderpussy

..... among his many other interests, a legitimate international jeweller.
He's legally entitled to operate modest metallurgical installations. His British one is down in Kent.

GadgetMan

What else do we know about this Chinese gentleman?

Thunderpussy

A staunch anti-communist with influential friends in the government.

GadgetMan

One chance! Where can I find him?!

Thunderpussy

I've assigned you to Station C, Canada.

GadgetMan

If I found him first, Sir, that might change the situation.

Thunderpussy

Come to lunch on Sunday, at Palmyra. It's my house here.

GadgetMan

Such hospitality.

Thunderpussy

Well, having set the example, I don't expect Miss Solitaire to be any less the lady.