The James Bond Quote Conversation

Thunderpussy

Now, we're pretty certain that this drawing was drafted in Italy.
The size corresponds with a Venetian octavo,
and the typeface is an Italian one. Now, note the slight upward stress
on the transversals.

EHollander

They're in the drawing room.

Thunderpussy

I can't think how it could have happened.

jobo

Half of everything is luck, James

Thunderpussy

l've also mislaid my PPK.

jobo

Actually it's in Sardinia

Thunderpussy

Ask Records to verify it.

EHollander

I know where you KEEP your gun. I suppose that’s something.

GadgetMan

You know nothing, Mr. Bond.

EHollander

l wonder where you can find YOUR gun,
Monsieur Scaramanga. Your LITTLE golden gun.

GadgetMan

That's not important. My orders are to turn you around and put you on the first plane to London.

EHollander

What are you doing to my plane?! I must have a plane. Where can I rent one?

GadgetMan

...Iceland.

EHollander

The trip back from Siberia took a lot out of me.

Locque

Some patients call it the rack.

GadgetMan

Yet his internal organs seem unaffected. Liver not too good.

jobo

It's been booby trapped! Tamper with it and it will blow off!!

GadgetMan

Well, that could make life quite difficult.

GadgetMan

Correct. You should have brought lilies.

EHollander

Send them to the funeral, will you?

jobo

Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Fabergé and dice, preferably loaded.

EHollander

How did he die?

Last_Rat_Standing

Beirut, 69. In a cabaret with a lady called Saida.

EHollander

I haven't GOT anything in Baja!

jobo

Who needs it?!

Last_Rat_Standing

A woman?!

Thunderpussy

She's the only joy in this dreary place.

GadgetMan

Her brains, her talent....even her sex.

jobo

Fill her up, please!

GadgetMan

This is no time to be rescued.