The James Bond Quote Conversation

jobo

Forgive me, gentlemen, but not being English I sometimes find your humor a bit difficult to follow...

EHollander

Well, supposing for argument’s sake, I don’t feel like talking?

Risico007

EHollander wrote: »

Well, supposing for argument’s sake, I don’t feel like talking?

Nic Nac Tabasco

EHollander

It's the simplest thing...to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure.

jobo

I'll show you. You unscrew it, then stick it up your nose!

EHollander

It burned all MY insides. But I didn’t die.

Locque

You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.

EHollander

Skin suffocation. It can happen to cabaret dancers. You should leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe.

BonSimonLeBon_1

I admit it's a little kinky.

EHollander

I think you've got a secret. And it's something you won't tell anyone.

GadgetMan

So, you're a British spy. Do you have a name?

EHollander

Threw it away years ago. What the hell is this about?

GadgetMan

I knew it was too early to promote you.

Thunderpussy

I wondered what you were going to do when you went down from Cambridge.

EHollander

If only I could find a real man!

Thunderpussy

Oh, not this one. He didn't like me at all.

jobo

Nobody knows where he is or how he looks like...

Thunderpussy

Well, you'd better come with me.

EHollander

...I understand he is now our willing and obedient servant.

GadgetMan

Absolutely...Lead on.

EHollander

What did he promise you? His heart?

GadgetMan

No. His wallet.

Thunderpussy

All that scumbag money won't do you a bit of good here.

EHollander

Cancel transfer of 20 million dollars.

BonSimonLeBon_1

What a waste.

EHollander

Where's the real money? You wouldn't burn 50,000 real dollars, would you?

Thunderpussy

The dollar isn't what it once was.

jobo

Does it look like we need the money?

Locque

We are teachers on a sabbatical and we have just won the lottery.

Thunderpussy

Spend the money quickly, Mr Bond.