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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Well, I understand double-0s have a very short life-expectancy,
    so your mistake will be short-lived.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Sir Donald has convinced the PM otherwise.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    So you live to die another day....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You have a nasty habit of surviving.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Is that a compliment?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    l believe l express the opinion of everyone present
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Why me?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I see you trained for the ballet........ and then you have had three lovers.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Alright, you've made your point.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2021 Posts: 3,687
    There was a girl also, whose body was not among the dead.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    I know what you want! But you're too old for me. I'm splitting.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    When you're ready to leave, you can take my car.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2021 Posts: 3,687
    And incidentally, I’d appreciate its return, along with your other equipment. Intact, for once, when you return from the field.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    No chance!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    If you'd just sign here, Mr. Bond. It's the insurance damage waiver
    for your beautiful new car.
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    edited March 2021 Posts: 262
    I had a few optional extras installed.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Well, I hope YOU have a car.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Your new BMW 750. All the usual refinements - machine guns,
    rockets and the GPS tracking system.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Is that all it does?
  • jobojobo
    edited March 2021 Posts: 7,507
    My mother used to tell me, never get into a car with a strange woman. You however it seems, will get into anything with any woman!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    No, some men just don’t like to be taken for a ride.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Well, I suppose it would depend... on the man...
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    All right, but let's be discreet about it.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I know a quiet hotel.
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    You think of women as disposable pleasures rather than meaningful pursuits.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Darling Moneypenny, you know I never even look at another woman.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    Throw 'em down there. Any more in the other case?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    This is the only one we have from the Nazi hoard in Lake Toplitz,
    But there are undoubtedly others.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Still they were ruthless people. They got what they deserved.
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