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  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Who needs it?!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Awww, Can I stop now? I’m pooped!
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Oh no, you don't. This is no time to be rescued!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Why (don’t) you insist on trying to rescue me Mr. Bond?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Now I know. Was it something I said?
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Piss off.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,684
    Now move!
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    I'll do anything for a woman with a knife!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,684
    Anything! My dear James... You're not using this.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Sorry, James. M says you're off the active-duty list
    until you're cleared by medical.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You can only return to duty when you've passed the tests, so take them seriously.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Mr Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    ........ shake it over ice, then add a thin slice of lemon peel.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,684
    Lacks punch, don't you think?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Nick Nack! Tabasco!!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2021 Posts: 3,687
    It probably came from...just around the corner from here. Bunch of little kids peeing in it.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Should l be following them?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    This is your last chance. Come out with your hands... Wait!
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Let them get ashore, then kill them
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I had to stop off in the bathroom.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Filthy habit!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,684
    You are a disgusting man!
  • jobojobo
    edited March 2021 Posts: 7,507
    Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,684
    But that means I would have to be...
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    ... a bloody big ship!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,684
    *sigh* The inevitability of time, don't you think?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    ..... something strange about the design of her bows.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    That’s it! Take her out and sink her.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,684
    At least you won't have to... swim ashore.
  • ThrasosThrasos
    Posts: 1,469
    Air would be useless at this depth. We need a mixture of oxygen and helium.
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