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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You can't win!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Perhaps you've failed to take in to account my hidden assets.
  • jobojobo
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    ... a bloody big ship!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    This is the Liparus the latest addition to the Stromberg fleet.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    We got everything useful out of her. Take her out and sink her.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    A grand old warship being ignominiously hauled away for scrap.
    The inevitability of time, don't you think?
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Nice way of saying that everything he touches seems to wither and die.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    .... I do seem to be accident prone.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    A hangover from my Oxford days...
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Since I've been head of Ml6, there's been a 40% drop in double-0 operative casualties. I want it to stay that way!
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    You forget I'm already dead
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I've come to offer my sincere condolences.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Can't you see I'm mourning?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    That's one trick I've never learned. Perhaps you'll show me how it's done.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    You’re deeeeaaaaadddd!
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    All the things one wanted to say to one's brother when it's all too late.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    Piss off!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Really? Have you no respect for the dead?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Well I wouldn’t quite put it that way Sir.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I do put it like that.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    But then again, there's no point living if you can't feel alive.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Bullfighters do the same thing. Claim it improves the eye.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    What do you see?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    There was a photograph of that man in this dossier you gave us.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    That’s Guy Haines. You don’t know him?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    No madame, I'm with the econony tour!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    So you've told me Q. Five times
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Listen, Mr Q. I... I was wondering. Have you heard any talk about me from Felix or James?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    My dear girl don't flatter yourself.
  • jobojobo
    edited June 2021 Posts: 7,507
    They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong
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