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  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    All those feathers, and (they) STILL can’t fly???
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Time to face gravity.
  • ThrasosThrasos
    Posts: 1,469
    One last thing. When you hit the water, don't forget to cut away your chute. 90% of people killed in the HALO jump got tangled in their chutes and drowned. Got it?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Drown, Mr. Bond? I doubt you’ll get the chance to drown.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Unfortunately I have no swimming trunks
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I feel naked without it.
  • jobojobo
    edited June 2021 Posts: 7,507
    Then he shouldn't be looking at me!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I am aware of my short comings
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Pass me that robe. Turn around. ...Put your hands up and get out of here!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Here, put your hand on this.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    What a pity. Here it is.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You're not trying to take advantage of me, are you.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ...l, too, have a new toy, but considerably more practical.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Yes, very practical.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Take the top off and you'll find the ammunition inside
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    It looks terribly difficult.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    That's why you're being paid 50 grand. What did you think it was going to be? A pair of earrings?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    On you everything looks good
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Thank you, but this time I have the gadgets and I know how to use them.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    That's one trick I never learned.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    ... but I know a little about women
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ...ONLY what I read in the newspapers.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    It was in all the papers.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    If it sounds too good to be true, it always is.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Governments change, the lies remain the same.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    But I guess when one's young, it seems very easy
    to distinguish between right and wrong. But as one gets older, it becomes more difficult. The villains and the heroes get all mixed up.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007!!!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    You are not here to think. You’re here to do what I tell you!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Bring that chair !
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