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  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Shoot her! What are you waiting for?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Hey, no fooling around with my girl.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    I wouldn't think of it.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Please, James, put it away.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    I think we're talking at cross purposes again.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    I'm not going to hurt you. Just open. No, no. Open wide.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I hope you can eat with your fingers.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    What's this? Caviar. Well, that's peasant food for us, but with champagne it's OK.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    That's a Dom Perignon '52 Mr.Bond. It'd be a pity to break it.
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    Bollinger! If it's '69, you were expecting me.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Numbers were never my strong suit...
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Science was never my strong suit.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I'm sure we'll be able to lick you into shape.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Look at him. You'd think he was some kind of a hero.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    .... But, for our purposes, just a performer in a musical extravaganza we've cooked up
    for you wonderful people.
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    For the first time in this country, the death-defying human cannonball.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Exactly. I'm now aiming precisely at your groin.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Can you make it bigger?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    There's something camouflaged down there. I'll take a look.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Oh please James, put it away.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Don't worry. It's all wrapped up.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    I see you handle your weapon well.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    I feel naked without it
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Fascinating creatures. Brave, but on the whole stupid. Yes, they're stupid. Except for the occasional one such as we have here.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Did you just call me a horses arse?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    I sure am, bvoy!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    That's you, quite obviously. An amazing resemblance.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    You see, these microchips are programmed to control an injection of additional natural horse steroids.
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