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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    STRIP!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Well, if you say so.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You've taken good care of your body. Such a waste.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    You have exactly 35 minutes to get properly dressed, 007.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets. This is the latter
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    That's fine. Don't forget the double vents.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Now you tell me.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Now, how are you going to get down the stairs?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I've got a friend called Felix, who can fix anything.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    I wish I could be more hopeful, but we'll have to wait and see. ...His left leg's gone below the knee. They might be able to save his arm.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    So it's a farewell to arms
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    I got a little careless with him sometime back, and HE took MY whole arm off.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You're lucky to be here.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    It’s not luck. It’s experience.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    You`re no use to anyone now.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    I wouldn't be so sure.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    It's a question of trust. Who do you believe? Koskov? Or me?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    You're both... What's the expression? Damaged goods.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Why you...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    ...dirty, double-crossin' limey fink!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Actions speak louder than words.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Are you suggesting I invest another million to remove him?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Two!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Don't worry. It's only money.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    What the hell you doing? Give me my wallet back!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    No doubt, sir Robert will be pleased to see it again. At the current rate of
    exchange, minus the fees and certain unforeseeable expenses.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    General, How long would l get in the brig if l stole YOUR wallet?

    About 2 years.

    That long? Well, in that case, l'd better return it.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Bitch!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ...The least we can expect from you now is a little plain, solid WORK!!!
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