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  • EHollanderEHollander
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    In the event of a rebreather not being available, use this device. For short periods only, of course. Say about four minutes.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Is that all it does?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You sit on it
  • jobojobo
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    The bubbles tickle my...
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    What else do you call your bottom?
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Would you like some help? On the craps, I mean.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Blow up your pants!
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    CONTROL YOURSELVES!!!!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Who the hell are you?
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Your REAR END!!!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Well that wasn’t very funny!
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    (Sorry) I had to stop off in the bathroom.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Thank you for the demonstration, Goldfinger
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    For my next miracle...
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    It used to be a convincing act, (Goldfinger). It's wearing a little thin now.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I haven't changed my act in forty years.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    By midnight I'll have reached and influenced more people than anyone in the history of this planet, save God himself.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
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    Turn off the lights.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    (Drumroll)... Let there be Light!
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Better drop the sail in case their radar's on scan.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    For cryin' out loud.... One of these days, YOU GUYS are gonna learn just to drop it.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Now, Does anyone else want to Drop out ?
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    You DID want me to drop IN!!!!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I'm afraid I have another appointment tonight, Mr Fisher. I'm awfully sorry to leave
    you but I have to get off.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Are you always this frisky?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    A little restless, but I got off eventually.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    I need refilling.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    With that in mind, I've already contacted our usual friend in Greece.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    Oh yes, well. If you can get him, of course...
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ...Oh, not THIS one. He didn't like me at all.
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