HO! HO! 7! Put a Christmas spin on the Bond movie titles or anything Bond related...

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  • Posts: 16,162
    A Christmas Carole Bouquet
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    edited December 2016 Posts: 4,151
    Tree Hee

    And how about Santa Jaws?
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited December 2016 Posts: 4,515
    The Pole King ? ...... Of course:-Santaclaus..
    You are arrreslee in a snow storm Mr Bond..

    Look around you, everbody is celebrating christmis. What are you doing, you bring me visit as you loved brother ?. No, Iam here to buy a tree.

    No no please set it off. Video playing a trailer of Badsanta 2.

    A mysterious music is heard, title is refeald. BANG!
    Snow ball is trowed and snow is falling. JEZUS. COMINGSOON
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
    Posts: 4,585
    To the tune of "Must Be Santa" (which was covered by Bob Dylan a few years ago)

    Who's got a cat
    That's soft and white?
    Blofeld’s got a cat
    that’s soft and white

    Who comes around
    with his henchman’s might?
    Blofeld comes around
    with his henchman’s might

    Henchman’s might
    Cat that's white
    Must be Blofeld
    Must be Blofeld
    Must be Blofeld
    Ernst Stavro Blofeld

    Who wears suits
    And has a scar that’s red?
    Blofeld wears suits
    And has a scar that’s red
    Who’s not ashamed
    Of his big bald head?
    Blofeld not ashamed
    Of his big bald head
    Big bald head
    Scar that's red
    Henchman’s might
    Cat that's white
    Must be Blofeld
    Must be Blofeld
    Must be Blofeld
    Ernst Stavro Blofeld

    Who's got a lair
    in a volcano?
    Blofeld’s got a lair
    in a volcano
    Who bends SPECTRE
    to and fro
    Blofeld bends SPECTRE
    to and fro

    To and fro
    Volcano
    Big bald head
    Scar that's red
    Henchman’s might
    Cat that's white
    Must be Blofeld
    Must be Blofeld
    Must be Blofeld
    Ernst Stavro Blofeld

    Who very soon
    is coming Bond’s way?
    Blofeld very soon
    is coming Bond’s way
    Steals NATO’s bombs for
    Extortion and hate
    Blofeld steals NATO’s bombs for
    Extortion and hate

    Extortion and hate
    Coming Bond’s way
    To and Fro
    Volcano
    Big bald head
    Scar that's red
    Henchman’s might
    Cat that's white
    Must be Blofeld
    Must be Blofeld
    Must be Blofeld
    Ernst Stavro Blofeld
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    edited December 2016 Posts: 7,582
    M_Balje wrote: »
    The Pole King ? ...... Of course:-Santaclaus..
    You are arrreslee in a snow storm Mr Bond..

    Look around you, everbody is celebrating christmis. What are you doing, you bring me visit as you loved brother ?. No, Iam here to buy a tree.

    No no please set it off. Video playing a trailer of Badsanta 2.

    A mysterious music is heard, title is refeald. BANG!
    Snow ball is trowed and snow is falling. JEZUS. COMINGSOON

    Balje, you know we love you so much, don't you? :))
  • QuantumOrganizationQuantumOrganization We have people everywhere
    Posts: 1,187
    Deer Another Day
    NoelFinger
    Tomorrow Never Flies away in a Sleigh
    Dr.HO
    CandyCane Royale
    Quantum of Santa
    The spy who gifted me
    PoleRaker
    For Your Eggnog only
    Licence to Gift
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited December 2017 Posts: 25,095
    The Manger with the Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh. someone had already posted something similar, I'll get my coat Jet pack!
  • edited December 2017 Posts: 16,162
    Some un-used Bond titles:

    The Rough With The Scrooge
    Black Fridays Are Hell
    The Silver Belles of Hell
    The Hildebrand Christmastree

    Licence Regifted
    For Special Christmases
    Icescraper
    Role of Garland
    The Man From BarbarSanta



  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited December 2017 Posts: 25,095
    The Living Christmas Lights
    Sacred Connery
    Rudolf Moore
    Pies Brosnan
    Joseph Wise men

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,571
    Carey Isthmus, folks! The drinks are on me!

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  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    Posts: 25,095
    QBranch wrote: »
    Carey Isthmus, folks! The drinks are on me!

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    Brilliant!
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    Posts: 25,095
    Mr White Christmas

    Goldfinger, FrankenHinx and Sir Roger Myrrh
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
    ohmssxmas.gif

  • Posts: 2,917
    Blofeld unsurprisingly likes creepy ornaments.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,515
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    Where is Santa

    He is everywhere..!!!

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited December 2018 Posts: 5,185
    Christmas coming once is not Enough.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited December 2019 Posts: 25,095
    Snow Time to Diet
    Angelic de Armas
    George Cranberry
  • BondStuBondStu Moonraker 6
    Posts: 373
    Snowfall

    (I'll get my coat...)
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    Posts: 25,095
    The Hunt for Red December
    The Wild Turkey's

  • Christmas Never Dies
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited December 2020 Posts: 25,095
    The Ghost of Christmas Past Writer

    The December Man
  • From Santa With Love
    Darby O Gill and the The Little Elves
    Christmascake
    Quantum of Christmas

  • Posts: 16,162
    HAVE YOUR SELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

    THINK OF FINLAY LIGHT..........

    HE COULD HAVE STARRED AS BOND

    IN THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS..........

    HERE WE ARE AS IN OLDEN DAYS, HAPPY GOLDENEYES OF YORE

    FAITHFUL FRIENDS WHO ARE DEAR TO US

    GATHER NEAR TO US

    TO WATCH ROGER MOORE...................



    That was horrendous............carry on..............

  • RoadphillRoadphill United Kingdom
    edited December 2020 Posts: 984
    Yule Only Live Twice- with Kristatos Cringle as the villain.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
    Posts: 5,131
    I’m dreaming of a Mr White Christmas.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
    Posts: 5,131
    Fairytale of 007 in New York.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
    Posts: 5,131
    Franz Santa-chez
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    Posts: 25,095
    Paloma Bears
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    Minnesota is quite snowy, right, so we need plows. The guys over at MNDot have great senses of humor and last year started a "Name the Snowplow" contest. They're doing it again this year, and I decided to submit some ideas.

    I went with:

    Dr Snow
    Live and Let Snow
    Quantum of Snowless
    Snow and Ice Are Forever
    The Snow is Not Enough
    The name's Plow, Snowplow
  • marcmarc Universal Exports
    Posts: 2,610
    When I have to do winter service during Snowfall, I'll say Snow another Day.
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