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  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
    Posts: 3,154
    'From here?'
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited October 2022 Posts: 25,241
    'You ever get the feeling someone doesn't like you' is top tier.

    'Can you Swim' is iconic.

    Literally every line in TSWLM is quotable.
  • Mathis1Mathis1
    Posts: 7,518
    Venutius wrote: »
    'From here?'

    Dick Clement and Ian LaFrenais wrote that line as they already used it in their T.V. series 'Porridge'
    Ronnie Barker delivers it better than Connery!
  • peterpeter Toronto
    Posts: 9,509
    Bumping this with:

    Who’s the blond?
    Where’d you find the Book of Mormon?
    My god you’re thirsty today!
  • SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ Lekki, Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 2,121
    They'll print anything these days.
    Perfect delivery by Brosnan's Bond.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,297
    SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ wrote: »
    They'll print anything these days.

    As can be seen from my posts here.
  • peterpeter Toronto
    Posts: 9,509
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ wrote: »
    They'll print anything these days.

    As can be seen from my posts here.

    😂, and mine!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,449

    "Some men don't like to be driven."
    "No some men don't like to be taken for a ride."

    "Aren't you in the wrong room Mister Bond."
    "Not from where I am standing."
    "Well since you are here would you mind giving me something to put on."
    (Bond hands her flip flops)

    "He suggests a trade. The egg for your life."
    "I heard the price of eggs was going up but isn't that a bit high?"
  • peterpeter Toronto
    Posts: 9,509
    thedove wrote: »
    "Some men don't like to be driven."
    "No some men don't like to be taken for a ride."

    "Aren't you in the wrong room Mister Bond."
    "Not from where I am standing."
    "Well since you are here would you mind giving me something to put on."
    (Bond hands her flip flops)

    "He suggests a trade. The egg for your life."
    "I heard the price of eggs was going up but isn't that a bit high?"

    Thunderball is wonderful, and Connery was on point with his delivery.

    And Roger was smooth there!
  • Mathis1Mathis1
    Posts: 7,518
    One of my favourites is actually delivered by M in TMWTGG
    Bond: "....who would pay a million dollars to have me killed?"
    M : "Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors, the list is endless!"
    Though Bond does get a good one in this film, when asking Moneypenny about Bill Fairbanks
    Moneypenny: "Poor Bill, I miss him!"
    Bond : " Well The Man with the Golden Gun didn't!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850
    You shouldn't stare.

    Well, you shouldn't look like that.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,449
    I loved the interaction between Bond and Moneypenny in Golden Gun.

    Bond: Fairbanks
    Moneypenny: Alaska
    Bond: No Bill Fairbanks double-o-2.
    Moneypenny: Poor Bill, I miss him.
    Bond: Well the Man with the Golden Gun didn't.
    Moneypenny: Officially that was never confirmed.
    Bond: Where was double-o-2 when it happened?
    Moneypenny: Beirut in a cabaret with a dancer called Saida.
    Bond: Beirut eh. Moneypenny you are better than a computer
    Moneypenny In all sorts of ways but you never take advantage of them.(M buzzes)
    Bond Oh just one moment darling.
    Moneypenny Yes James? (soft expectant voice)
    Bond: Why wasn't Scaramanga confirmed as the killer?
    Moneypenny: Because they couldn't find the bullet...darling!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,617
    Slickest line from DAD: "Oh, they left ages ago."
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,449
    "saved by the bell" got a groan in the theatre when I saw it.

    The line about his liver being damaged and that it was definitely him got a big laugh in the theatre.

  • DaltonforyouDaltonforyou The Daltonator
    edited July 23 Posts: 556
    "Fetch my shoes."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,053
    Daltonforyou wrote: »
    "Fetch my shoes."

    :>
  • SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ Lekki, Lagos, Nigeria
    edited July 24 Posts: 2,121
    The Name's Bond.... James Bond.
    Goosebumps-esque delivery from Craig's Bond, powered by Arnold's sublime track of the same name.
  • DewiWynBondDewiWynBond
    Posts: 966
    "I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS."
    I always liked that line. Even though he's at a bar later with Felix.
  • Reflsin2bourbonsReflsin2bourbons
    Posts: 262
    One that entertains me is Moore in TMWTGG after the fight in Beirut.

    "I've lost my charm!"
    "Not from where I'm standing."

    And I also enjoy Bond telling M "goodnight" in the same film while M is searching for Mary to make a report.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,449
    "She likes you, I can tell."
    "You must give me the name of your occultist."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,053
    thedove wrote: »
    "She likes you, I can tell."
    "You must give me the name of your occultist."
    While "occultist" is an interesting word, the original line is about an "oculist" :-) .
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
    Posts: 2,157
    For me, nothing tops “sergeant, make sure he doesn’t get away”
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,449
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    thedove wrote: »
    "She likes you, I can tell."
    "You must give me the name of your occultist."
    While "occultist" is an interesting word, the original line is about an "oculist" :-) .

    Thanks for the clarification. :)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,617
    R1s1ngs0n wrote: »
    For me, nothing tops “sergeant, make sure he doesn’t get away”
    True, DN had some stand out lines in there for sure. Perhaps my favourite from that film:

    "Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones. I'm a very nervous passenger."
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,449
    Course the big one that most people remember:

    "That's a Smith and Wesson Professor and you've had your six." fires two into the Professor.

    GF had some nice one liners too...


    "If you will excuse me, I must separate Mr. Solo from my gold."
    "You did say he had a pressing engagement."


    "Might have known M wouldn't book into the best hotel on Miami Beach out of pure gratitude."
  • SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ Lekki, Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 2,121
    Yeah, Dr.No started it all. So it had to have those brilliant one liners for other films to follow to this day.
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