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Create a situation and then make a fitting pun

katjabombokatjabombo
in Trivia & Games Posts: 4
Pretty self-explainatory: create a situation Bond would be in, and then make the perfect pun Bond (or someone else) would say.

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  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
    edited March 2017 Posts: 3,000
    Bond knocks someone out with a bottle of alcohol;

    "That liquor went straight to his head."



    Upon receiving some sort of invisibility cloak (think Brosnan era), Bond sneaks into Moneypenny's office while she happens to be bent over filing some papers in a low filing cabinet drawer. He admires the view until the battery suddenly runs out on his cloak. MP turns with a start and says, "I hope you weren't doing anything inappropriate back there, James."

    Bond: "Oh Moneypenny, you can see right through me."
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    A car crash happens, James looks back and says 'Oh, so much carnage.'
  • RareJamesBondFanRareJamesBondFan Touch it. You can touch it if you want.
    Posts: 132
    The names Jones. Thanksgiving Jones. No jokes, I've heard em all.

    Bond, later "Gobble gobble, turkey time."
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