The Sir Roger Moore Memorial One-Liner Elimination Game

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  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20 (+1)
    "Just being disarming, darling." - 3
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 4 (-2)

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 9
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 19
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 27
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 36

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    20."She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20
    "Just being disarming, darling." - 3
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 4

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 7 (-2)
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 19
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 27
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 37 (+1)

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    20."She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,370
    Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20
    "Just being disarming, darling." - 3
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 4

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 8 +1
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 17 -2
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 27
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 37

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    20."She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20
    "Just being disarming, darling." - 3
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 4

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 8
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 15 -2
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 27
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23 (+1)
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 37

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    20."She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20
    "Just being disarming, darling." - 3
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 4

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 6 -2
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 15
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 27
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38 (+1)

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20
    "Just being disarming, darling." - 3
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 2 (-2)

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 6
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 15
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 28 (+1)
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20
    "Just being disarming, darling." - 1 (-2)
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 3 (+1)

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 6
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 15
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 28 (+1)
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 28 (+1)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20
    "Just being disarming, darling." - 0 (-1)
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 2 (-1)


    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 6
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 15
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 28 (+1)
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • edited July 2017 Posts: 19,339
    Wow,you lot really hate that great line from LALD..so,as it is on 2,i will eliminate it myself,to at least give it some bloody dignity from you muppets :

    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 28
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 0 (-2) ELIMINATED BY A GENUINE FAN OF THIS LINE

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 6
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 15
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 28
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" (One of the best lines in the whole bloody series !! )
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    You cannot give two -2 votes in the same post.
  • Posts: 19,339
    You cannot give two -2 votes in the same post.

    I can,i'm special...but I will let you off this time.

  • Posts: 1,066
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 29 (+1)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 4 (-2)
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 15
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 28
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27 (-2)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 4
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 15
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29 (+1)
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 34

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,370
    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 4
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 13 -2
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35 +1

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 2 -2
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 13
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39 +1

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 0 -2 eliminated
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 13
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 12


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 35 (+1)
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • edited July 2017 Posts: 463
    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 25
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20
    "Just being disarming, darling." - 11
    "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken" - 5 (-2)

    TMWTGG

    "So speak or forever hold your piece." - 18
    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 25
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "She's just coming, Sir." - 2
    "Good night, Sir" - 19

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 32
    "So does England!" - 18 (+1)
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 27
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 16
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 33

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 22
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 24
    "He had no head for heights." - 23
    "All right, keep your hair on!" - 2

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 35

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 12


    ELIMINATED

    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • GBFGBF
    edited July 2017 Posts: 3,198
    @CrzChris4

    I guess you copied from the wrong page.... please correct...
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Omiting the vote by @CrzChris4 - my vote done, please carry on from here.

    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 13
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 10 (-2)


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36 (+1)
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 24
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 15


    ELIMINATED

    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • BondAficionadoBondAficionado Former IMDBer
    edited July 2017 Posts: 1,890
    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 13
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 10


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 16

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25 (+1)
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 13 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    edited July 2017 Posts: 4,348
    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 14 (+1)
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 10


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 14 (-2)

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 13


    ELIMINATED

    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    edited July 2017 Posts: 1,984
    @BondAficionado — I think you meant minus two for AVTAK. :)

    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 14
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 24
    "Good night, Sir" - 8 (-2)


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 14

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40 (+1)

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 13


    ELIMINATED

    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    edited July 2017 Posts: 4,348
    @ForYourEyesOnly, can you please adjust your points? We voted at the same time.
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    @zebrafish Done!
  • BondAficionadoBondAficionado Former IMDBer
    Posts: 1,890
    I was testing you guys :)
  • Posts: 19,339
    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 14
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 25 (+1)
    "Good night, Sir" - 6 (-2)


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36
    "So does England!" - 17
    "What a helpful chap" - 14

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 13


    ELIMINATED

    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 463
    Oops. I'm sorry about that guys! Must have quoted the wrong post. Thanks for noticing.

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 27
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 14
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 25
    "Good night, Sir" - 6


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36
    "So does England!" - 18 (+1)
    "What a helpful chap" - 14

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 12 (-2)
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 23
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 13


    ELIMINATED

    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters" [/quote]

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Friday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 25 -2
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 14
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 25
    "Good night, Sir" - 6


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36
    "So does England!" - 18
    "What a helpful chap" - 14

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 12
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 24 +1
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 13


    ELIMINATED

    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

    [/quote]

  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    edited July 2017 Posts: 3,370
    THursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 25
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 20

    TMWTGG

    "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 12 -2
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 25
    "Good night, Sir" - 6


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36
    "So does England!" - 18
    "What a helpful chap" - 14

    MR

    "Take a giant step back for mankind." - 29
    "Oh, he had to fly." - 12
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 36 +1

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 24
    "He had no head for heights." - 25

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 13


    ELIMINATED

    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    @MooseWithFleas You subtracted two twice and you didn't add one for anything. Could you correct that?
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