The Sir Roger Moore Memorial One-Liner Elimination Game

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Friday

    LALD
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 4 (-2)

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 55
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 7 (+1)
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 35

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    ELIMINATED

    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 4,045
    Friday

    LALD
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 4

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 55
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 7
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 33 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39 +1

    ELIMINATED

    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Saturday

    LALD
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 4

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 55
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 7
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 31 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40 +1

    ELIMINATED

    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Saturday

    LALD
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 4

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 55
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 5 -2
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 31

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41 +1

    ELIMINATED

    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Saturday

    LALD
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 4

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 56 +1
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 3 -2
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 31

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41

    ELIMINATED

    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 4,045
    Saturday

    LALD
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 4

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 56
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 3
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 29 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42 +1

    ELIMINATED

    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Saturday

    LALD
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 2 (-2)

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 56
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 4 (+1)
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 29

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42

    ELIMINATED

    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Sunday

    LALD
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 2

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 56
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 2 (-2)
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 29

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 (+1)

    ELIMINATED

    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Sunday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 56
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 3 (+1)
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 29

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43

    ELIMINATED
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 4,045
    Sunday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 56
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 3
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 27 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 +1

    ELIMINATED
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Sunday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54 (-2)
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 3
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 27

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45 +1

    ELIMINATED
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 7,507
    Sunday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54
    "So does England!" - 30 +1

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 3
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 25 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45

    ELIMINATED
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    Damn, missed a few.

    Sunday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54
    "So does England!" - 30

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 3
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 23 (-2)

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 46 (+1)

    ELIMINATED
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Sunday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 55 (+1)
    "So does England!" - 30

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 1 (-2)
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 23

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 46

    ELIMINATED
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,370
    Sunday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 55
    "So does England!" - 30

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 1
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 24 +1

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 -2

    ELIMINATED
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Saturday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 53 (-2)
    "So does England!" - 30

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 1
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 24

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45 (+1)

    ELIMINATED
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Saturday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54 (+1)
    "So does England!" - 30

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 0 (-1 Eliminated)
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 23 (-1)

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45

    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    Saturday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54
    "So does England!" - 30

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 24 (+1)

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 (-1)

    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Monday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54
    "So does England!" - 30

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 22 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45 +1

    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • edited August 2017 Posts: 19,339
    Monday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54
    "So does England!" - 31 (+1)

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 22
    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 4,045
    Monday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54
    "So does England!" - 31

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 20 -2
    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 +1


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited August 2017 Posts: 45,489
    Monday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54
    "So does England!" - 31

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 18 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 17 +1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Monday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54
    "So does England!" - 30 -1

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 18

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 16 -1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45 +1


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Tuesday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 54
    "So does England!" - 29 -1

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 18

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 15 -1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 46 +1


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Tuesday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 55 (+1)
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 17 (-2)

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 15

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 46


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    Tuesday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 55
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 18 (+1)

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 15

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Tuesday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 53 (-2)
    "So does England!" - 29

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 18

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 15

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 19,339
    Tuesday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 53
    "So does England!" - 31 (+2)

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 18

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 15

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • Posts: 7,507
    You are not allowed to give two plus votes, @barryt007!!

    Tuesday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 53
    "So does England!" - 31 +1 (Adjusting the score, and adding my own vote)

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 16 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 15

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
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    jobo wrote: »
    You are not allowed to give two plus votes, @barryt007!!

    Bugger,foiled again !!!

    Thanks @jobo !

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