The Sir Roger Moore Memorial One-Liner Elimination Game

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  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    Monday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47 (-2)
    "So does England!" - 5

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 1

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 4

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,370
    Monday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47
    "So does England!" - 5

    MR
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 2 +1

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 2 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43


    ELIMINATED

    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Monday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47
    "So does England!" - 5

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 3 +1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43


    ELIMINATED


    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 7,507
    Chooseday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47
    "So does England!" - 5

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 1 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 (+1)


    ELIMINATED


    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,370
    Tuesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 48 +1
    "So does England!" - 5

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42 (-2)


    ELIMINATED


    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 48
    "So does England!" - 3 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 +1


    ELIMINATED


    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"


  • Tuesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 48
    "So does England!" - 1 -2

    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 +1


    ELIMINATED


    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    edited August 2017 Posts: 4,151
    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 49 (+1)
    "So does England!" - 0 (-1 Eliminated)


    FYEO
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 0 (-1 Eliminated)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    3=. "Keeping the British end up, sir."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
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  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    edited August 2017 Posts: 4,151
    @jobo Looks like I just beat you to it. Please amend your scores. Cheers.
  • edited August 2017 Posts: 7,507
    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 45 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 46 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 19,339
    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 46 +1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 -2


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47 +1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42 -2


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 45 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,208
    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 46 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,370
    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 45 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 4,045

    Wednesday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 43 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Thursday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 41-2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42+1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • Posts: 7,507
    Thursday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 39 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Thursday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 40 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Thursday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 38 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Thursday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198

    Thursday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 37 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
    Quote
  • Posts: 19,339
    Thursday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 38 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 4,045
    Thursday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 36 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Friday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"


  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,370
    Thursday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 35+1

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39-2


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 7,507
    Friday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 33 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
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