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The Sir Roger Moore Memorial One-Liner Elimination Game

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  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Friday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 34 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    Friday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 32 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    Friday


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 33 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 37 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    Unfortunately, only few people are keeping the British end up here )-:
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    Just want to be a bit contrarian and see if we can topple what I expect to be the fan favourite. :)
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Friday (Happy birthday, Sean Connery!)


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 31 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • vzokvzok
    Posts: 4,045
    Friday (Happy birthday, Sean Connery!)


    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 29 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    GBF wrote: »
    Unfortunately, only few people are keeping the British end up here )-:

    Its the ultimate classic and the name of this website before we came here,so it means a lot.
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 30 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 37 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    Both great lines and deserving of the top two spots.

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 28 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Saturday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 26 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    Saturday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 24 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Saturday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 25 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • vzokvzok
    Posts: 4,045
    Saturday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 23 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Saturday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 21 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Will be surprised if TSWLM finishes 2nd?
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    Saturday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 19 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Saturday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 17 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Sunday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 15 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    Sunday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 13 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • vzokvzok
    Posts: 4,045
    Sunday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 11 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45 +1


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Sunday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 12 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Sunday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 10 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    Sunday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 8 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Sunday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 9 (+1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Monday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 7 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    Monday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 5 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 45 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • vzokvzok
    Posts: 4,045
    Monday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 3 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 46 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,348
    Monday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 1 (-2)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 47 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    And we have finally reached the end, a full 3+ months on!

    Monday

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 0 (-1)

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 48 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    3=. "So does England"
    3=. "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."
    5. "His name's Jaws, he kills people."
    6. "Take a giant step for mankind."
    7. "Sheer magnetism, darling."
    8. "What a helpful chap"
    9. "He had no head for heights."
    10. "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
    11. "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!"
    12. "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."
    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
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