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  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    If you're getting more cats on a later occasion, you still have Sean, George, Roger, Pierce and Daniel to choose from!
    That means discriminating against female cats. Unless you include at least the likes of Ursula, Daniela, Honor, Claudine etc. in the selection.

    You could of course include every major and minor character - both male and female, and character and actor names!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Master_Dahark wrote: »
    We pick up little Timothy Tuesday! Can't wait!!!
    We have plenty cats already, but we're sort of saving him from certain doom
    With all the moggies getting around your place - and now the addition of Tim, you have the perfect opportunity to re-enact Dalton's scenes at Hemingway House!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    You named the poor, genital-faced feller Timothy? As in: "The football player couldn't walk for three days after accidentally being kicked in the timothy?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    You named the poor, genital-faced feller Timothy? As in: "The football player couldn't walk for three days after accidentally being kicked in the timothy?"

    It seems that @Master_Dahark sneaked a reference in after all without being rumbled!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    I'm just kidding, I don't think anybody uses "timothy" as slang that way.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    You named the poor, genital-faced feller Timothy? As in: "The football player couldn't walk for three days after accidentally being kicked in the timothy?"
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    It seems that @Master_Dahark sneaked a reference in after all without being rumbled!
    Tim was named after the bird he most loves to prey on: the North American woodcock, aka the Timberdoodle.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    I'm just kidding, I don't think anybody uses "timothy" as slang that way.

    I did find something on the Internet, but best to leave it at that!
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    edited July 2018 Posts: 17,818
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    I'm just kidding, I don't think anybody uses "timothy" as slang that way.

    I did find something on the Internet, but best to leave it at that!

    Wonder what that was…
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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    I'm just kidding, I don't think anybody uses "timothy" as slang that way.

    I did find something on the Internet, but best to leave it at that!

    Wonder what that was…
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    You really don't want to know!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    It leads away from "crazy cat persons", but do you guys know this depiction of AH and his German shepherd, Blondie? (Sorry, only in German)

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited August 2018 Posts: 9,081
    Here's the translation (by DeepL) just in case:

    I SQUAT IN MY BONKER LYRICS
    Berlin, April 30, 1945
    The world is on fire, Germany is in ruins and Japan is not doing so well any more.
    But one won't get down.
    The lights are still on in the Führer's bunker.

    I'm sitting in my bunker in the middle of Berlin,
    I've got hydrocyanic capsules and enough gasoline,
    The Air Force is down the Navy the Army
    the Second World War is no longer fun
    Surrender, I don't need anything to do with it,
    I have three meters of reinforced concrete above me.
    Surrender? I don't give a damn, I've got Blondi
    and a bottle of Chantré [a German brandy...it was changed to "rosé" later for some reason]

    Adolf, you old Nazi bastard [it's "du alte Nazi-Sau" in all cases in the original]
    finally surrender (no)
    Adolf du alte Nazi-Sau (you thought so that I surrender)
    Adolf you old Nazi sow finally surrender (I never surrender)
    Adolf du Sau

    I am at war with 53 countries
    and the bombs don't drop on England but Germany
    These allied bomber units are annoying,
    because they don't just throw bombs, they throw bomb carpets.
    No one listens to me anymore, everyone does what they want
    and behind it all is this Churchill guy
    That hurts. That hurts.
    I'm alone with Blondi and a bottle of Chantré.

    Adolf du alte Nazi-Sau
    finally surrender (no, I don't surrender)
    Adolf du alte Nazi-Sau (I never surrender)
    Adolf du alte Nazi-Sau capitulate but finally (no that is out of the question at all that the Churchill afterwards still laughs himself in the fist, no this Churchill, I do not capitulate, I never capitulate)
    Adolf du Sau

    So something like that
    (Blondi barks)
    All right Blondi, all right Blondi
    we do not surrender
    No no fear
    no
    we might even win the war.
    I think so
    I'm also quite confident, actually

    Oh, here comes the credits
    Walter M-O-E-R-S, aha [the cartoonist who drew Adolf]
    Soso
    Stop! That's way too fast
    go back, stop!
    Hm, well, it's all in English, funny.
    G-F-P: great leader bunker,
    probably spelled incorrectly

    Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator [with my slight corrections...]
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    On the whole cat psychology front, here is a very interesting new YouTube video of a cat recognising itself in the mirror:

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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  • fanbond123fanbond123
    edited September 2018 Posts: 1,661
    Did you know*

    There are more cat videos uploaded online than anything else.

    There are more images of cats online than images of people!

    This proves that cats are the superior beings and should rule the Earth.


    *(some of the above is probably true, ish, kind of, well pretend it is) :P


  • LudovicoLudovico
    Posts: 15,226
    fanbond123 wrote: »
    Did you know*

    There are more cat videos uploaded online than anything else.

    There are more images of cats online than images of people!

    This proves that cats are the superior beings and should rule the Earth.


    *(some of the above is probably true, ish, kind of, well pretend it is) :P


    More cat videos uploaded than porn?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Well, now, they do say that cats rule the Internet. It could just be possible that they rule the world as well!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
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    I'm catsitting for friends this weekend. Here I am watching Goldeneye with Colossos (he is indeed colossal).

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  • LudovicoLudovico
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    Agent_99 wrote: »
    I'm catsitting for friends this weekend. Here I am watching Goldeneye with Colossos (he is indeed colossal).

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    Seems like a gentle giant.

    You should watch A cat in Paris. Especially if the cat is named Colossus.
  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
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    @Ludovico, I had to look up A Cat in Paris but it looks amazing! Thanks!
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    Agent_99 wrote: »
    @Ludovico, I had to look up A Cat in Paris but it looks amazing! Thanks!

    My pleasure. It's my son's favourite animated movie. A great movie for cat lovers and amateurs of crime fiction.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2018 Posts: 18,342
    Final proof (if it were needed) that cats really do rule the world! Larry the No. 10 cat looks like my sadly departed cat Lucy (see the video in the OP):

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    See? Cat's have staff. Dogs have owners.
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    See? Cat's have staff. Dogs have owners.

    That is certainly true.
  • RevelatorRevelator
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    "Japan Releases a Range of Miniature Furniture for Cats"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Revelator wrote: »
    "Japan Releases a Range of Miniature Furniture for Cats"

    Only in Japan!
  • RevelatorRevelator
    edited December 2018 Posts: 2,921
    Yup! Though I have to admit the miniature sofa and bed are pretty cute...
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,081
    Revelator wrote: »
    "Japan Releases a Range of Miniature Furniture for Cats"
    Do YOUR cats actually use any of the items you provide specifically for them? Mine don't, and they and their predecessors over 35 years never have (so I stopped trying a long time ago). Earlier felines slept all over the place, but never in a basket that was meant for them, scratched on everything but never on a scratching tree, and since they were always free to leave home through their flap, even the litter box became ultimately unused.

    So good luck with teaching them to use their own furniture.
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