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She s just coming is kind of funny.
Well, 'she's just coming sir' is a proper double entendre in that it has a specific double meaning - he is responding to M calling for Goodnight. In TWINE there is no prompt other than for him to make a stupid joke. If you had to innocently explain 'she's just coming sir' to a child, you could. The line in TWINE is non-sensical outside of a sexual context.
Granted, all the other ones aren't exactly Shakespearean either but 'Fetch my shoes' is just nasty.
The alternative, that it was delivered with colonial and imperialist intentions, is obviously unpalatable. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt in these situations. I think there are far more racist moments dotted throughout the series than this, too.
But yes, it is not a line that holds up well, and I have no complaints with anyone nominating it as the worst line.
It is probably because you realize she was given that name to set up that punchline. There are plenty of cheesy sexual innuendos in the Bond films, but most of them are at least throw away lines without that clunky build up.
The TMWTGG line is much better written; it straddles the line. Just. And the irascibility of Lee makes it even funnier.
Sounds like you almost have the category figured out. PM 5 nominees and lets do it!
The line had already been identified as being disgraceful as early as 1972. I’ve got John Brosnan’s James Bond in the Cinema which was published that year, and Brosnan says:
“Until the arrival on the island, the character of Quarrel had been treated sympathetically but from then on he becomes like one of those old-fashioned comic Negro types. I particularly disliked a scene on the beach where Bond curtly orders Quarrel to ‘fetch my shoes!’ When the so-called dragon tracks are found Quarrel launches into one of those classic ‘Massa! Massa! I’m scared!’ routines complete with eye-rolling. Bond glances at the tracks and condescendingly tells Quarrel that it’s a strange dragon that leaves tyre tread marks” (page 24)
That was written only ten years after DN was released.
That's another one to add to my 'Bond is a dick in Dr No' manifesto: there's bugger all reason for them to try and take on the tank in an armed confrontation, and yet he does so and gets Quarrel killed and the two of them left captured!
I read somewhere that Leiter was a better Bond in Dr. No than Bond was... much more suave, calm, collected (in the Jamaica scenes, anyway). Can't really comment on whether or not I agree necessarily, but for some reason that comment resonated with me.
The votes show that TWINE received 17 votes while "Fetch my shoes" from DN received 13 votes The other nominees did not receive any votes. Great discussion on that round of voting!
Now we shall return to the lighter side and best side and award a Bondie. This award is proudly sponsored by @Max_The_Parrot and the category is best animal actor in a Bond film! Yes there have been more then a few animals within the films. So I am going to also allow write in votes even though I am putting forward 5 nominees! Yes This is unprecedented!
The nominees are:
Lets have some fun with this category as I am sure that our favourite pigeon is going to take the prize. However I have been proved wrong before. Who takes home the parrot I mean Bondie for best animal appearance/actor in a Bond film!
EDIT: We're allowed write ins, so I'm going to change my vote to Blofeld's Pussycat. Sorry Max!
I've read so many complaints about him over the years but he's never bothered me at all.