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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    “Sigmund Freud, analyse this”
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    "Your time will come"
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    “We shall purge those toxins from you.”
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    T minus 2 minutes to ignition!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    There's no point in living if you can't feel alive
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    "Fancy meeting you here."
  • Since62Since62
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    The things I do for England...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Needa ride?

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Boss? You're alive! I'm so glad to see you!
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
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    And you don't?!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Please entertain Mr. Bond for me, Pussy."

    *hands magazine to teacher*
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    "Please entertain Mr. Bond for me, Pussy."

    *hands magazine to teacher*

    A definite winner this one!
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
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    You expect me to talk...
  • RyanRyan Canada
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    "I'm now aiming precisely at your groin. Speak now or forever hold your piece."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Wait for your turn."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    R.ff7aed2c5aa9eab0a1ea04e14c9169a2?rik=PCM6DdZkVWp4MQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fmiratico.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2015%2f11%2fJames-Bond-Playboy.jpg&ehk=pxxUCFtCv0%2fSadi6%2bqloLOklgoWdMsgvWIiCf86hnsg%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
    "A woman?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Ha! Hi! Ho! Hu! ... Pathetic.
  • JimjambondJimjambond
    edited March 2022 Posts: 328
    I can assure you my intentions are strictly honorable.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I never learned to read.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    I have been known to keep my tip up.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    It would be interesting to attend night school perhaps.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    And now we know what 'C' stands for...
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
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    QBranch wrote: »
    And now we know what 'C' stands for...

    :D
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Same time next week Ms.s Bell?
  • GBFGBF
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    Touch it ......Touch it If you want....
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
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    :D
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when... your waiter treats you impolitely.
  • 007ClassicBondFan007ClassicBondFan
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    “Madame always makes one feel so welcome”
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Nick Nack! Tabasco!"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    From a deleted scene:

    "Well, life is short, f*** him. You know, who needs him?"
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