USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Klaus Hergesheimer. G Section. Just... checking on radiation shields.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Names is for tombstones, baby!
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    The things I do for England.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    " I f***ed this up, didn't I?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you have to speech at your best friend's wedding.
  • DwayneDwayne New York City
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    "... never too late to learn!"

    Yeah, I know that's fairly weak, but that's all I got. Sorry.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Speak now or forever hold your piece.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I understand the gravity of the situation. Yes, I'll put our best man on it at once."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited October 26 Posts: 18,342
    "Your royal highnesses, my lords, ladies and gentlemen the toast is the bride and bridegroom, Mr and Mrs..."
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited October 26 Posts: 7,207
    Since I'm getting married myself in a few weeks, I hope my best man doesn't say:

    "One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited October 26 Posts: 24,252
    "That is Irina, my mistress."

    @GoldenGun
    Congrats, mate! You'll soon be joining the rest of us, tied-up men. 😄 In any case, enjoy every second of it. It's a special day.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Ah, the old game. Give a wolf a taste and then leave him hungry. My friend, she's got you dangling

    Congrats @GoldenGun!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    "Mawwiage..." Oh no, wrong movie.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Thanks @DarthDimi and @CommanderRoss, that's very kind :)
  • DwayneDwayne New York City
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    Congratulations @GoldenGun.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Well I won't keep you for an hour or so if you give me your undivided attention."
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    "We need to have a conversation about the company you keep."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    The food here is horrible!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Thanks @Dwayne :)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    That girl must be very talented! *wink wink* b-(
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "He was married once, but that was a long time ago."
  • DwayneDwayne New York City
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    @GoldenGun. If I may ask; have selected a Bond Song for the first dance?
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited October 30 Posts: 7,207
    Dwayne wrote: »
    @GoldenGun. If I may ask; have selected a Bond Song for the first dance?
    Well no, we did select film music though: Un homme et une femme from a 1966 French film.

    However, we also use We Have All the Time in the World when we're walking towards the ceremony. And LTK's If You Asked Me To and TLD's If There Was a Man are in the playlist for the reception, so there's still plenty of Bond music in there ;)

    I'm also considering FYEO's Make It Last All Night but that may not be to everyone's taste :))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I don't suppose it'll be all fun and games!
  • George_KaplanGeorge_Kaplan Being chauffeured by Tibbett
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  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    And I thought that creep loved me!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    GoldenGun wrote: »
    Dwayne wrote: »
    @GoldenGun. If I may ask; have selected a Bond Song for the first dance?
    Well no, we did select film music though: Un homme et une femme from a 1966 French film.

    However, we also use We Have All the Time in the World when we're walking towards the ceremony. And LTK's If You Asked Me To and TLD's If There Was a Man are in the playlist for the reception, so there's still plenty of Bond music in there ;)

    I'm also considering FYEO's Make It Last All Night but that may not be to everyone's taste :))

    Wonderful! You've got it all ready then. It's definately going to be a very special day!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Thanks, mate :)

    And apologies to everyone for going off topic.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Pigs, borscht, cake...
    There must be another way.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You must admit, Mr. Bond, I am now undeniably the man with @GoldenGun!
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