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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Bless your heart
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Don't touch that! That's my lunch!

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    Hahahaha =))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Thus endeth the lesson for today, gentlemen.
  • jobojobo
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    Well, obviously your man has a highly developed sense of... shall we say drama?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I... tuned out there for a moment, Elliot.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    do you know what happens when a man is strangled??
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    By midnight I'll have reached and influenced more people
    than anyone in the history of this planet, save God himself,
    and the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount.
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
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    Quite revealing....
  • jobojobo
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    And you believe that??
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Hiss off!
  • jobojobo
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    So you want me to be half monk, half hitman?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when Scarface says "Say hello to my little friend!"

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Nick Nack - Tabasco!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited March 2021 Posts: 24,251
    *Looks at third person in the room:*

    "He has a powerful weapon."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I've always been a fan of Chinese technology.
  • jobojobo
    edited March 2021 Posts: 7,507
    Wow, now there's a mouthful!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    l, too, have a new toy, but considerably more practical.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "I've never killed a midget before. But, there can always be a first time."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Takes a Brausch silencer, with little reduction in muzzle velocity.
    The American CIA swear by them.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    I don't have any friends.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Little?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Can't you just say a hello, like a normal person.
  • jobojobo
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    Nice and light... in a lady's handbag...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Impress me !
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
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    What, no small talk? No chit chat?
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Small world...
  • jobojobo
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    Having problems keeping it up, Tony?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Your peanut-toting friend back there wouldn't like it."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Hi! I'm Plenty.
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