Big Mi6 James Bond film ranking game - A few stats!

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  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited August 11 Posts: 7,207
    Won't be posting another reveal until tomorrow. But feel free to discuss our bottom 5:

    25. Die Another Day
    24. The World Is Not Enough
    23. Diamonds Are Forever
    22. A View to a Kill
    21. The Man with the Golden Gun
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I'm just happy SP or NTTD haven't made the list yet. :-D
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    I'm just happy SP or NTTD haven't made the list yet. :-D

    Yes, considering how much negativity they've been getting! I have a feeling they'll be cropping up soon though!
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited August 11 Posts: 3,800
    Let's have predictions for the next possible films to come up tomorrow, here's my top 4:

    1. Quantum of Solace
    2. You Only Live Twice
    3. As much as I love this film so much, 😢 Moonraker, I can see the possibility of this film popping up in no time, but still hoping that this film would not come out for now.
    4. SPECTRE (although this may appear in #19 or #18, as I'm seeing some positive comments and appreciation for this film in this forum in the most recent days).
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    Possibly YOLT, I really hope it's not QOS,and MR could go either way!!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    In all honesty I quite like our entire bottom 5 and I even have two of them, TMWTGG and TWINE, in my top 10.

    On the other hand, I understand why they may not appeal to everyone since neither of them is without its missteps.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Better not be my TND. I have a feeling it'll be YOLT or QOS.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    I don't think it'll be YOLT or QOS. TND is a possibility but my bets would be on MR, SP or NTTD.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    If it's not TND I'll do a little Carver dance.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I'm sure SP will be appearing soon enough. If not, color me surprised.
  • Slazenger7Slazenger7 Gothenburg, Sweden
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    YOLT? Thought that was quiet popular with most fans.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited August 11 Posts: 7,207
    Just for transparacy's sake, TWINE should have one 9th place less and one 10th place more (my own ranking, for crying out loud), but this doesn't affect its final tally. DAF should have one last place more and one penultimate place less, which gives it a final tally of 77 pts instead of 78, which doesn't affect the final ranking. I'll adjust the posts in question.

    Also forgot to add appropriate film quotes for the last two reveals, I will do that now.

    Edit: forgot to apologise, sorry for the small hick-ups, folks. The bottom end of the rankings was somewhat trickier to calculate because it was decided to leave out NSNA and I had to modify some numbers to get it all right.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @GoldenGun
    You absolutely do not need to apologize. You're a fabulous host!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Thanks, mate!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Okay, we are going to dive into our top 20 now, with the last long-term actor who we still haven't touched upon. Daniel's least popular entry comes in at #20:

    SPECTRE (2015)
    Directed by Sam Mendes

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    "I've heard a lot about you. Most of it good."

    Here we have our first gold medalist as Dan's fourth outing obtained one top spot, making it our lowest ranking entry who is also someone's very favourite.

    Now, he / she isn't alone, SP also received two more top 10 spots, both of them 9th, and five more top 15's, of which two of them ended up bang in the middle at 13th.

    Unfortunately for Mendes & Co, there are quite a few detractors as well. SP ended up at the bottom twice. In addition to that, six other members ranked it in their bottom 5.

    That all ended up in a total of 91 points for SP.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited August 12 Posts: 24,256
    I had this film at #9. Plenty of digital ink has already been used by yours truly to explain (motivate, justify) his love and appreciation for this film. The short, and highly subjective version:
    • This film bathes in a theme of isolation and loneliness, something that resonates with the introverted (i.e. folks like me);
    • Between SP and SF, the latter is arguably the better film, but the former is the better Bond film, at least IMO;
    • The annoying bits (foster brother Blofeld, even Silva was part of the big plan, ...) are outweighed by the many qualities that (I think) this film brings;
    • This film has some of my favourite scenes in a Bond film: l'Américain, the Spectre meeting, romancing lady Sciarra, meeting Madeleine; and some of my favourite sets and locations: Blofeld's lair, the clinic, the Moroccan hotel, everything in Rome;
    • And I even like the score. ;-)
    Its wrongs are several, but its rights will hopefully, one day, receive more attention. Either way, I'm happy that SP didn't finish dead last. That, in and by itself, is a "victory" for me.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    I had this film at #9. Plenty of digital ink has already been used by yours truly to explain (motivate, justify) his love and appreciation for this film. The short, and highly subjective version:
    • This film bathes in a theme of isolation and loneliness, something that resonates with the introverted (i.e. folks like me);
    • Between SP and SF, the latter is arguably the better film, but the former is the better Bond film, at least IMO;
    • The annoying bits (foster brother Blofeld, even Silva was part of the big plan, ...) are outweighed by the many qualities that (I think) this film brings;
    • This film has some of my favourite scenes in a Bond film: l'Américain, the Spectre meeting, romancing lady Sciarra, meeting Madeleine; and some of my favourite sets and locations: Blofeld's lair, the clinic, the Moroccan hotel, everything in Rome;
    • And I even like the score. ;-)
    Its wrongs are several, but its rights will hopefully, one day, receive more attention. Either way, I'm happy that SP didn't finish dead last. That, in and by itself, is a "victory" for me.

    I agree with most of that. I love this film too, it ended up 13th on my list but it could end up higher on another day. It just so happens that I love many other Bond films too :))

    Having said that, this is for me the most Bondian film of the 21st century, together with CR that is.

    The beautiful locations, the elegant Bond girls, the fun gadgets and the overall atmosphere massively outweigh the stupidity of the foster brother plotline for me.

    Also, Rome is my favourite place on the planet, so a film that mixes my favourite fictional character with the Eternal City just can't end up low on my list.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
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    Oh see no one's seeing this coming!

    I've ranked it at #21, well, from #24 last year, it risen up in my rankings, but still, not much, at again, #21, and the only reason for this improvement is the rewatchability, I can rewatch some of the scenes in this film, mostly the PTS, the Car Chase in Rome (beautifully shot too), the whole Austrian action scenes starting from Madeleine being kidnapped, the train fight scene, but I'm afraid that's where it all ends, I also liked Craig's performance in here, some of his dialogues felt like the Bond from the books like the being connoisseur type when he mentioned the type of the Rolls Royce coming to gather them in Morocco.

    As it still stands, the negatives outweigh the positives, I still can't stand up to this day the foster brother angle between Bond and Blofeld, it still irks me whether it came from Austin Powers or not, it's still a bad idea, a cheap soap opera level of drama, the lack of chemistry between Bond and Madeleine, Craig almost had chemistry with all of the women in this film from Moneypenny, Estrella and Lucia, then enter Madeleine, a woman who always looked miserable and lacking any charm and that risen up the film to the highest degree of annoyance, the third act felt anemic, as anemic as the San Francisco firetruck chase, or mostly any action scenes in A View To A Kill especially the shoot out at Thames part, the bad CGI, the aesthetics that looked very fake, and the unrealistically illogical plot.

    And again, Bond being a bigger than life figure (the world revolves around Bond, so Blofeld, his jealous step brother orchestrated his bad plans that would put the world in chaos because he's jealous of Bond, sounds like Scaramanga wanting to kill the ever notorious Bond to achieve his greatness as the world's greatest assassin), again, I don't liked Bond being a celebrity and public figure, just no, in real life, it's fine, but in his own stories, no.

    It's a pretentious film just like its successor, but it failed to deliver its promise, it failed to deliver whatever it's selling, yes, I may prefer it to its successor which went to an extreme and dialed what makes this film worst to Eleven, but still, this film is still a failure to me, it doesn't deliver, it just messed the things up, and for whatever the reason of its existence is something that I would never ever get, because based on what the film had shown, whatever the reason they may come up with, it's still not enough, could've been shallower.
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
    edited August 22 Posts: 2,161
    I have it at #15, the highest ranked Craig outing on my list.
    This one just feels like a proper Bond movie, something I don’t get from his other films.
    Quite a few things to enjoy here: an excellent PTS, great cinematography, SPECTRE meeting, train fight.
    Still not a movie I’ll revisit often but it’s more than I can say about any of Craig’s other films.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    SIS_HQ wrote: »
    And again, Bond being a bigger than life figure (the world revolves around Bond, so Blofeld, his jealous step brother orchestrated his bad plans that would put the world in chaos because he's jealous of Bond, sounds like Scaramanga wanting to kill the ever notorious Bond to achieve his greatness as the world's greatest assassin), again, I don't liked Bond being a celebrity and public figure, just no, in real life, it's fine, but in his own stories, no.

    Actually, @SIS_HQ, when you put it that way, it comes ridiculously close to Jimmy Bond's "arc" in CR67. ;))
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    I don’t think SP is as bad as some make it out to be. Not a fan of the Blofeld subplot (I think there’s far more drama between the two men with Bond thwarting his plans, and Blofeld being responsible for Vesper’s death) and I think the Nine eyes idea falls a bit flat (we never actually see a real tangible consequence of having such technology). The action sometimes is a bit underwhelming too (the Italian car chase being an example). The Madeline/Bond relationship is a touch cold at times.

    Otherwise I think it’s quite enjoyable. Craig is really good in this one. I love how his Bond has a new found confidence/humour after SF. The opening shot of him walking along the rooftop is class, really cool stuff! Love Bond’s scenes with Lucia. I like Blofeld’s crater base (wish the climax was set there) and the Swiss clinic is another great Bond location. Come to think of it the locations and set design for this film are all solid. I actually think Madeline interviewing Bond when they first meet is one of the great individual Bond scenes (very well written).

    After SF I can see how this was something of a step down. It’s a film that knows what it’s about (it’s clearly channeling some of the bigger classic Bond films) but at the same time it doesn’t feel quite as tightly written or put together. Still though, I can sit back and enjoy this one. Not a top tier Bond movie, certainly the most flawed Craig movie for me (yes, even compared to QOS) but it has its positives and it isn’t boring. Kinda a shame it’s quite this low.
  • Slazenger7Slazenger7 Gothenburg, Sweden
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    #23 for me. There’s not much I like about this movie apart from the Spectre meeting. Dia dos muertos is kind of cool. Beluccis scenes with Craig is super-cringe. And then there’s the ”Brofeld” twist…
    I prefer to not think about it.

    Favorite quote: ”Touch it. You can touch it if you want.”
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    No surprise, SP at this position, expected it to be lower, so this is probably a good result 😁
    #12 for me. I still remember coming out of my first viewing with a sense of relief, as I was disappointed with SF, and with Mendes helming again, I expected the worst! But like others have said, lots to enjoy, the spectacular pts, Kleinmans creepy titles, Craig enjoying himself a bit more, Monica and Lea in one movie ❤️, great locations, I'm one of the few who loves that plane set piece, and one of the best fight sequences in the series! I also love Blofelds crater base, and agree it should have been the setting for the climax, with the train scrap as a surprise epilogue!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Mathis1 wrote: »
    No surprise, SP at this position, expected it to be lower, so this is probably a good result 😁
    #12 for me. I still remember coming out of my first viewing with a sense of relief, as I was disappointed with SF, and with Mendes helming again, I expected the worst! But like others have said, lots to enjoy, the spectacular pts, Kleinmans creepy titles, Craig enjoying himself a bit more, Monica and Lea in one movie ❤️, great locations, I'm one of the few who loves that plane set piece, and one of the best fight sequences in the series! I also love Blofelds crater base, and agree it should have been the setting for the climax, with the train scrap as a surprise epilogue!

    Glad you enjoy it too @Mathis1! :) Though I see in my sheet that you ranked it 13th instead of 12th... Looking back at it now, as we're discussing it, I wish I ranked it a bit higher too though :p
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    GoldenGun wrote: »
    Mathis1 wrote: »
    No surprise, SP at this position, expected it to be lower, so this is probably a good result 😁
    #12 for me. I still remember coming out of my first viewing with a sense of relief, as I was disappointed with SF, and with Mendes helming again, I expected the worst! But like others have said, lots to enjoy, the spectacular pts, Kleinmans creepy titles, Craig enjoying himself a bit more, Monica and Lea in one movie ❤️, great locations, I'm one of the few who loves that plane set piece, and one of the best fight sequences in the series! I also love Blofelds crater base, and agree it should have been the setting for the climax, with the train scrap as a surprise epilogue!

    Glad you enjoy it too @Mathis1! :) Though I see in my sheet that you ranked it 13th instead of 12th... Looking back at it now, as we're discussing it, I wish I ranked it a bit higher too though :p

    Oops, meant to type 13th, thanks for the correct, @GoldenGun And by the way, loving the title cards you're picking for each film!
  • Vinther1991Vinther1991 Denmark
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    I ranked it #24, and it could easily have ended up as #25, it was really a toss-up between it and DAF. I guess at the end of the day DAF feels more incoherent and as a lazy compilation of random nonsense.
    However, Spectre is probably the most joyless film in the franchise. It feels like an insult to the viewers' intelligence with the unbelievable retroactive continuity, tedious side-plot, lazy fan-service and terrible villain's plot. "I created this international crime syndicate, that funds terrorism, monopolizes water, exposes undercover agents. Why? Because I'm jealous of you, bro! Daddy liked you more!"

    It's all cringy and bad enough in itself; had they played it for laughs, it might have worked. But it takes itself so damn serious, it makes it a pain to watch.

    The list of people involved with this production would make you think: what can go wrong? Unfortunately almost everything. The script is horrendous, the actors underperform, the film looks life-less because of the yellow-brown filter it was shot through. The action lacks any sort of tension, they emptied the streets of Rome to have a car chase with no sense of danger. Bond just randomly shows of with an airplane, that he finds where exactly? I guess they needed to tick that action-scene box too. The worst part is the film drags on for 2,5 hours.

    Any plusses? The PTS is mostly enjoyable.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    As I had predicted. SP is dead last for me and I will be truly stunned if the day comes where it's not the worst. I have almost nothing positive to say about it. I guess I dig the stuff at White's cabin, some of the fight on the train, and that's about it. Otherwise, it's dreadful across the board in every sense of the word to me.
  • ProfJoeButcherProfJoeButcher Bless your heart
    edited August 12 Posts: 1,714
    Number one for me.

    I'd echo all of the positive things DarthDimi pointed out, and just remove the few nitpicks that were there. ;-)

    I love pretty much everything about Spectre, including the handling of Blofeld: the dynamic between him and Bond is easily my favorite in the series. I love watching him try in vain to get in Bond's head, figuratively and literally, knowing that Bond has been living rent-free in Blofeld's head for years. The backstory, which aids this dynamic, is in my opinion the actual sticking point for people pretending to moan about color-grading or a comic/expository car chase not being high-octane enough. It's also got proper themes that run through it, and is only the second or third film in the series to display any real character growth (QOS and maybe OHMSS being the others).

    And good lord is it just gorgeous.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Number one for me.

    I'd echo all of the positive things DarthDimi pointed out, and just remove the few nitpicks that were there. ;-)

    I love pretty much everything about Spectre, including the handling of Blofeld: the dynamic between him and Bond is easily my favorite in the series. I love watching him try in vain to get in Bond's head, figuratively and literally, knowing that Bond has been living rent-free in Blofeld's head for years. The backstory, which aids this dynamic, is in my opinion the actual sticking point for people pretending to moan about color-grading or a comic/expository car chase not being high-octane enough. It's also got proper themes that run through it, and is only the second or third film in the series to display any real character growth (QOS and maybe OHMSS being the others).

    And good lord is it just gorgeous.

    Wow, I'm thrilled to read such positivity!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Mathis1 wrote: »
    And by the way, loving the title cards you're picking for each film!

    Thanks, @Mathis1 !! :)

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