Big Mi6 James Bond henchperson ranking game - NUMBER 18

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  • edited March 13 Posts: 4,843
    I don’t mind Hinx, and I guess he’s more distinctive than most Craig era henchmen. But he kinda feels a bit unoriginal - he’s basically just a very large, strong, but silent henchman. I guess he gouges out people’s eyes too…

    I feel he needed something more to him. To be honest I think they missed a trick not making him talk much (Bautista’s actually quite charismatic and I think he could have brought more humour to this role. I think he could have been given the ‘Mickey mouse’ interaction/comeback the other guard gives Bond, for example).
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
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    I’m quite surprised Hinx finished this low, I had him at #11.
    A big, bad boy in the mold of the classic Bond henchmen and by far my favorite villain of the whole Craig era.
    Excellent and memorable introduction, great presence. But his exit was a bit underwhelming, which is a shame considering the great buildup.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I had him at 18. Bautista really rocks as Hinx. I just wish they didn't throw him off the train so unceremoniously.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    R1s1ngs0n wrote: »
    I’m quite surprised Hinx finished this low, I had him at #11.
    A big, bad boy in the mold of the classic Bond henchmen and by far my favorite villain of the whole Craig era.
    Excellent and memorable introduction, great presence. But his exit was a bit underwhelming, which is a shame considering the great buildup.

    Same for me. Even though I did have him a tad lower than that.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    His introduction always has me on the edge of my seat. The man looks formidable, menacing, hard to beat. He does show up a lot and he does give Bond a hard time. But we lose him in a bit of a silly way. I have never been able to shake off the feeling that they were keeping him on ice for future films. We don't see a corpse...
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    I have Hinx at 27. Stupid name, stupid role, stupid execution. Superfluous.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
    edited March 13 Posts: 4,534
    Hinx is ranked as #14 in my list. Good introduction (apart from the fact that he kills the italian guy in front of everyone and they all seem ok with it. That's a bit odd...I mean the other guy hasn't done anything wrong...): We see him from behind entering the room with a fitting and mysterious music bit from Newman and everyone seems to be impressed by his presence. He isn't aggressive enough during the car chase but I like the moment when he gets out of the car at the end of the Rome chase. Bautista knows how to look cool and menacing at the same time.
    I absolutely love the train fight and the way of his demise doesn't bother me at all. Only really sad that he didn't return for the finale action scene.
    Stylish and hard to beat. Disappointing to see him ranked so low.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    I’m on par with @j_w_pepper on this one. I have Hinx at #27.
    He just doesn’t do anything for me as a character. All his traits, the imposing size and strength. The deadly thumbnails. They’ve all been done before. But in the past were better executed.

    The fight with Bond on the train is brutal, but his demise is almost comical.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Hinx is ranked as #14 in my list. Good introduction (apart from the fact that he kills the italian guy in front of everyone and they all seem ok with it. That's a bit odd...I mean the other guy hasn't done anything wrong...): We see him from behind entering the room with a fitting and mysterious music bit from Newman and everyone seems to be impressed by his presence. He isn't aggressive enough during the car chase but I like the moment when he gets out of the car at the end of the Rome chase. Bautista knows how to look cool and menacing at the same time.
    I absolutely love the train fight and the way of his demise doesn't bother me at all. Only really sad that he didn't return for the finale action scene.
    Stylish and hard to beat. Disappointing to see him ranked so low.

    Think that was a Spanish guy though :p Sorry for the nitpick!

    I do mostly agree with you on Hinx though. I suspected he would be the rare occasion in which SP would top Craig's era in a general vote, but alas he comes in second.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
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    @GoldenGun Ok. Maybe they don't care much for spanish SPECTRE members, then. I
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    @GoldenGun Ok. Maybe they don't care much for spanish SPECTRE members, then. I

    I suppose they don't, poor old Spanish guy.

    Sorry again to be so nitpicky, no offence intended of course :)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    His name is Guerra, which means 'war' or 'soldier'.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited March 15 Posts: 7,407
    QBranch wrote: »
    His name is Guerra, which means 'war' or 'soldier'.

    Ah yes, true. Thanks for reminding us, I totally forgot his name. They were really subtle there, weren't they? :))
    (Although I would say 'guerra' just means 'war', 'soldier' would be 'guerrero' or 'soldado'. I could be wrong though.)
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Okay fellas, before we dive into our top 20, here's our #21:

    JAWS
    by Richard Kiel
    in Moonraker

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    MR was one of the few films that was represented by two candidates, but they are both eliminated as of now.

    Jaws' second appearance received two top 10's: one 6th and one 9th place. There were also two extra top 15's in one 12th and one 13th spot.

    Most of us rated it between 16th and 25th, though three members gave this version of Jaws a bottom 5 spot. The lowest rating was a single 27th place.

    MR's Jaws ended up with a total of 71 points. That's the same amount as Renard, though he received one top 15 less, so therefore Jaws ends up one place higher.
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
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    #17 and would have been even lower if not for the atmospheric alley scene… which is sadly also played for laughs at the end.
    To impressionable kids, the steel-toothed giant may have seemed like a terrifying and formidable villain, but as an adult, all I see is a clumsy, not very bright, hulking buffoon.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Jaws in MR came in at #25 for me.
    Whilst his appearance in Spy was mostly good, in MR he becomes a cartoon character and a buffoon!

    If the PTS with him flapping is arms like a bird wasn’t enough, they make him overly silly.
    Turning the character into an ally at the end is imo a step too far.
    Richard Kiel was fabulous in the role and an amazing ambassador for the series.
    But Jaws should’ve either been killed off in Spy, or remained a serious villain and eliminated in MR.
  • edited March 15 Posts: 4,843
    I actually like the weird little narrative arc of MR Jaws. He falls in love, tries to set up a new life with Dolly (albeit in new world order space) and comes to realise through Bond what this would mean for him and helps save the day. It’s weirdly engaging.

    It’s completely off the wall in how it’s done, but that sums up MR anyway. The comedy is played up this time but I don’t think this is out of character for Jaws or out of tone for the movie (yes, Jaws in TSWLM gets darker scenes on the whole, but there’s that inherent level of broad comedy to him in that one too - things like him dropping a stone on his foot etc). In fact I think making the character a bit more cartoonish in MR helps make his redemption palatable for the audience (I think if he’d been the robotic killer to the extent he was at the beginning of TSWLM it’d be a harder pill to swallow, at least when MR is viewed on its own. Back to back with TSWLM it emphasises Jaws’ redemption… again in that strange way).

    I think ultimately many aren’t going to like MR Jaws. Personally I can see why he was brought back (Kiel is very memorable in the part and has good chemistry with Moore). So I’m fine with him.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I had him at number 27. Richard Kiel was a sweet guy. As Jaws, he left quite an impression in TSWLM. But the sweet giant isn't quite my thing, at least not in a Bond film, even if said film is MR. I wish they had kept him 'evil' and less buffoonish.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    For anyone who wants to know: one member ranked MR's Jaws over TSWLM's. Thought that was worth mentioning :)
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    I'm spot on again with this one (No. 21). I put the TSWLM Jaws on No. 20, but would be surprised if he didn't score higher overall.
  • edited March 15 Posts: 61
    I do think Jaws’ Silly Season kicked off well before the closing credits of The Spy Who Loved Me and I can’t say I mind his antics in Moonraker that much. Unlike his recently named colleagues Renard and Hinx, he seems to fulfill his supposed function in the film well and in its context I find his story arc reasonably enjoyable. While I didn’t rank him above his The Spy Who Loved Me performance, I now realize I did place him ahead of all but three of his successors.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
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    Benny wrote: »
    Jaws in MR came in at #25 for me.
    Whilst his appearance in Spy was mostly good, in MR he becomes a cartoon character and a buffoon!

    If the PTS with him flapping is arms like a bird wasn’t enough, they make him overly silly.
    Turning the character into an ally at the end is imo a step too far.
    Richard Kiel was fabulous in the role and an amazing ambassador for the series.
    But Jaws should’ve either been killed off in Spy, or remained a serious villain and eliminated in MR.

    Same opinion, I ranked him at #26. I love him as a henchman in TSWLM but in MR he doesn't work for me. I think the scene I despise the most in the whole Eon Bonds is him meeting Dolly in Rio combined with the music. The 7up bucket still standing there doesn't help either. So painful for me to watch that I can't him rank higher here. Despite the great atmosphere when he is walking to Manuela as giant clown, he ended at my bottom 5...
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
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    #19 for me. His German name was Beisser (biter), which I find perfect, for that's what he is doing. He was such a favourite amongst me and my friends that nobody seemed to mind when he went all schmalzy in MR. But when he survived the shark tank and then a fall without a parachute AND got otherworldly strong first stopping the cable cars and then gnawing on the cable... I gave up all hope for the Bond franchise - thanks to FYEO for restoring that faith.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    zebrafish wrote: »
    #19 for me. His German name was Beisser (biter), which I find perfect, for that's what he is doing. He was such a favourite amongst me and my friends that nobody seemed to mind when he went all schmalzy in MR. But when he survived the shark tank and then a fall without a parachute AND got otherworldly strong first stopping the cable cars and then gnawing on the cable... I gave up all hope for the Bond franchise - thanks to FYEO for restoring that faith.

    His German name was Beisser (Beißer, for the non-Swiss) because they couldn't use the German name of the Jaws movie for him and therefore had nothing that the public could connect to (calling a Bond henchman Der weiße Hai - The White Shark - wouldn't have made sense).

    Either way, and acknowledging that he probably earned a shitload of money from it, I questioned even at the time if one should base a character on what is clearly a kind of disability or deformity. Same with Hervé Villechaize. One has grown too big, one too small. And those are the only two henchpersons, unless I forget someone here, which are defined by their actors' physical deficits and not some fake concept like diamond shreds in their face.

    I could never think of Richard Kiel except of as a tragic figure. Which also means I don't "like" him being employed as a henchman, and even much less him being made fun of his physical deficits. Call me "woke" if you like.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    zebrafish wrote: »
    #19 for me. His German name was Beisser (biter), which I find perfect, for that's what he is doing. He was such a favourite amongst me and my friends that nobody seemed to mind when he went all schmalzy in MR. But when he survived the shark tank and then a fall without a parachute AND got otherworldly strong first stopping the cable cars and then gnawing on the cable... I gave up all hope for the Bond franchise - thanks to FYEO for restoring that faith.

    His German name was Beisser (Beißer, for the non-Swiss) because they couldn't use the German name of the Jaws movie for him and therefore had nothing that the public could connect to (calling a Bond henchman Der weiße Hai - The White Shark - wouldn't have made sense).

    Either way, and acknowledging that he probably earned a shitload of money from it, I questioned even at the time if one should base a character on what is clearly a kind of disability or deformity. Same with Hervé Villechaize. One has grown too big, one too small. And those are the only two henchpersons, unless I forget someone here, which are defined by their actors' physical deficits and not some fake concept like diamond shreds in their face.

    I could never think of Richard Kiel except of as a tragic figure. Which also means I don't "like" him being employed as a henchman, and even much less him being made fun of his physical deficits. Call me "woke" if you like.

    @j_w_pepper
    I get what you're saying. On the other hand, it's probably a good thing that people like Herve Villechaize and Richard Kiel were invited to play memorable parts, baddies or otherwise, and not entirely excluded from such roles because of their exceptional physical appearance. People of average height could have played giants with a little help from dressers and the camera too, but I'm not sure that would have been any less insensitive. In fact, nowadays a lot of anger goes out to inauthentic casting. We could, indeed, consider the choice to always make them bad guys unfortunate. However, being a henchman in a Bond film sounds like a great experience and a respected job to me. I'm sure it gave Richard Kiel a wonderful time, during and after filming his two films. But I may be wrong, of course.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
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    I see both your points @j_w_pepper and @DarthDimi and I hope Bond made their life better, not worse. At least Villechaize suffered from being small, I think. I believe this was at least one reason for his suicide (?)

    While I think more into such things for newer films, I don't value it much for the older Bond movies. Different times...but of course, your critisism is totally reasonable @j_w_pepper
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Top 20 time now, with at #20:

    HELGA BRANDT
    by Karin Dor
    in You Only Live Twice

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    Fiona Volpe's German cousin had a highest rating of 9th, as well as one additional 10th place, taking home two top 10's. With one 11th, one 12th, one 13th and one 15th place, she also received four more top 15's.

    At the other end of the spectrum there were four bottom 5's. Her lowest rating was 29th, on two occasions.

    In total Helga Brandt obtained 71 points. That's the same as the previous two reveals, but she ended up in more top 15's than the other two, so she won the tiebreaker and as such entered the top 20.
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
    edited March 17 Posts: 2,204
    23rd for me. Truth be told, she never had a chance, coming on the lovely heels of cinema's sexiest and deadliest red-headed femme fatale.
    The whole plane sequence is quite ludicrous and worst of all, not thrilling in the least,
    Her death scene is quite memorable, though, so at least there's that.
  • Posts: 4,843
    I see both your points @j_w_pepper and @DarthDimi and I hope Bond made their life better, not worse. At least Villechaize suffered from being small, I think. I believe this was at least one reason for his suicide (?)

    While I think more into such things for newer films, I don't value it much for the older Bond movies. Different times...but of course, your critisism is totally reasonable @j_w_pepper

    Yes, from what I understand Villechaize was a tragic figure. I don't know as much about Kiel beyond what I've read briefly online - I understand he suffered from alcoholism though. Regardless, from interviews I've seen him in (and from accounts I've read) he seemed like a lovely man and led a full life with highs and lows. His career was pretty successful, and while slotted into some very particular roles he did manage to branch out a bit.

    I don't personally have a firm opinion on this one way or the other, but I suppose every actor has something about their appearance that will have an impact on what roles they do in some way (not saying it's always right, and yes it can unfairly limit certain individuals dependent on certain factors - but as I said Kiel did have a successful career and his gigantism was a part of who he was).
    GoldenGun wrote: »
    Top 20 time now, with at #20:

    HELGA BRANDT
    by Karin Dor
    in You Only Live Twice

    151495.jpg

    Fiona Volpe's German cousin had a highest rating of 9th, as well as one additional 10th place, taking home two top 10's. With one 11th, one 12th, one 13th and one 15th place, she also received four more top 15's.

    At the other end of the spectrum there were four bottom 5's. Her lowest rating was 29th, on two occasions.

    In total Helga Brandt obtained 71 points. That's the same as the previous two reveals, but she ended up in more top 15's than the other two, so she won the tiebreaker and as such entered the top 20.

    She's not quite up there with Volpe but she's effective. YOLT really does recycle the henchmen/women of previous popular Bond films - Hans is a sort of Red Grant type too.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
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    R1s1ngs0n wrote: »
    23rd for me. Truth be told, she never had a chance, coming on the lovely heels of cinema's sexiest and deadliest red-headed femme fatale.
    The whole plane sequence is quite ludicrous and worst of all, not thrilling in the least,
    Her death scene is quite memorable, though, so at least there's that.

    I could repeat all these points. And I ranked her also as #23. She is alright but the script is against her: Why try to kill him in the most complicated way? He is aleady tied up to a chair...this is far fetched, even for Bond standard.
    But her death scene is great.
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