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The Most funny Scene/Quote ever?

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edited January 2012 in Bond Movies Posts: 2,635
As you guys know, Bond movies are a lot of action, involvement, and also a bit of romantism. But of course that there are moments that makes us laugh and get a bit of relaxing too. So, I ask you guys, What is the part OR quote of any Bond Movies or Games that made you laugh a lot?


Most funny quote? right on the beginning of GE:

Alec: "You're late, James."
Bond: "I had to stop in the bathroom."

Most funny Scene? TSWLM, after Esprit comes out of the water and takes a little fish out of the car.

Actually in the games i don't have an 'most funny' option yet...

(It's Optional and Not neccessary to tell ALL the 4 quotes/scenes from games and movies.)

So, what is it for you, guys? :)

Comments

  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    Posts: 15,718
    The karate girls fight scene in TMWTGG. Huge laughter from me whenever I watch the scene !

    The scene in the van in TSWLM... Moore's lines are classics. 'Let's try reverse, that's backwards'
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    Daniel Craig - 'Bond....James Bond'......that cracks me up every time so funny oooh there goes my ribs again...

    'In Japan men come first'...Connery...'I just might retire here'.....lol
  • jamesh101jamesh101
    Posts: 298
    DaltonCraig007 wrote:
    The karate girls fight scene in TMWTGG. Huge laughter from me whenever I watch the scene !

    The scene in the van in TSWLM... Moore's lines are classics. 'Let's try reverse, that's backwards'

    Completely agree there @DaltonCraig007 - with moore being my favourite bond after all!! :D

  • 00130013
    Posts: 1,817
    Everything with Sheriff J.W. Pepper.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Best humor scenes

    Connery and tarantula, outrageous sound effects , Doctor No

    Connery in cell pulling faces at guard in Goldfinger

    Connery training as a Ninja/turning Japanese (it was unintentionally amusing)

    Sheriff JW Pepper in Car with Moore giving derogatory remarks to South East Asian locals 'you pointy heads' etc, The Man With The Golden Gun

    95 per cent of Moonraker (so bad it was genuinely good)

    End of Octopussy with Adams on boat 'I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition', (Moore makes Lazarus type recovery), JAMES!

    Final 30 minutes of A View To A Kill, the San Francisco blimp ride, Golden Gate Bridge Finale, it was embarrassingly amusing, a bit of a guilty pleasure

    Thankfully Dalton kept amusements and lame humor to a minimum for his two films and I couldn't reallly find anything to include

    Jonanthan Pryce in totally absurd and cringeworthy scene doing a bit of typing in Saigon doing his new 'headlines', it was actually amusing it was so damn stupid

    Denise Richards masquerading as A nuclear physicist, The World Is Not Enough. Yeah right

    Couldn't find anything amusing about Die Another Day, it was mostly frustrations and disappointment throughout

    Craig and his genitals take a bashing, Casino Royale, not so much funny, but worth an inclusion, there was some genuine laughs at first viewing from theater members

    Due to my initial doubts about Craig even as Bond in the first place, I'll risk a backlash and add when Craig first mentioned the immortal line 'My Name is Bond, James Bond', (hang on matey, are you sure about that)




  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    Posts: 4,813
    Baltimore_007 wrote:


    Thankfully Dalton kept amusements and lame humor to a minimum for his two films and I couldn't reallly find anything to include



    Oh but what about:
    'Now are you calling me a horses ass...?'
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I'll allow Dalton one or two moments of light humor in his two films, not that I found his horses ass amusing at any length but some people no doubt got something out of it. While we're at it, there was a bit when Necros takes out Saunders with a Door device at the Prater fair in Vienna, and Dalton gets hold of a balloon, pulls a face and it bursts in his hands, he then vaults over a gate with his Walther drawn and scares the crap out of some kid out with his parent. Now that I think about it, it does get a smirk on an otherwise serious and straight faced Bond adventure
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
    edited January 2012 Posts: 3,262
    I'm surprised nothing from DAF has been picked yet.

    "Thank you gentlemen. I was out walking my rat and I seemed to have lost my way."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    now that you mention it, Mr Wint and Mr Kidd I remember were genuinely unnerving when I was younger and first saw it, ok there's the camp element but there was just something about them that made you nervous whenever they were on screen, and Yes they did provide some acutal amusing moments particularly the end bit on the liner with Connery and St John, "what's that?, a Bomb suprise madam",and "oooooooh, well he left with his tail between his legs"
  • OHMSS69OHMSS69
    Posts: 2,341
    There are numerous instances and in all the films. the first one that comes to my mind is from LTK when Killifer is killed.
    Sharkey, "What a waste".
    Bond looks at him.
    \Sharkey, "the money," then this look on his face makes me laugh.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Q saying "I think he's attempting re-entry sir" in MR. I loved M's reaction after Q said that.
  • VolanteVolante
    edited January 2012 Posts: 774
    In my opinion Thunderball is Sean Connery's wittiest performance as Bond. Includes my favourite joke from the series, when Bond gives Fiona Volpe a pair of shoes to put on after her bath. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw4qLi4I6no

    "I think he got the point"

    "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead. "

    "A poker, in the hands of a widow."
    "Really? I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow."
    "Not this one. He didn't like me at all."

    And many more.
  • JR_747JR_747
    Posts: 192
    Best line ever (from TB):

    Bond: "This is a beautiful weapon, very handy - it actually looks more like a women's gun."
    Largo: "Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?"
    Bond: "No - but I know a little about women..."
  • JR_747JR_747
    Posts: 192
    Or very classic as well from TSWLM:

    Girl: "Please don't go, James - I need you!"
    Bond: "So does England!"
  • identigraphidentigraph
    Posts: 1,052
    Always liked:

    "Not mad on his tailor" from FRWL

    "So far I can't complain about the valet service" from Octopussy


    "A bit restless but I got off eventually" from AVTAK

    " I don't know any Doctor jokes" from TWINE

    oh and honourable mention to the scene where Q turns up in LTK, "We must be related".
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Driver: The stiff, ehm, the
    deceased back there....your
    brother, Mr. Franks?
    Bond: Yes, he was.
    Passenger: I got a brother.
    Bond: Small world.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Driver: The stiff, ehm, the
    deceased back there....your
    brother, Mr. Franks?
    Bond: Yes, he was.
    Passenger: I got a brother.
    Bond: Small world.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Driver: The stiff, ehm, the
    deceased back there....your
    brother, Mr. Franks?
    Bond: Yes, he was.
    Passenger: I got a brother.
    Bond: Small world.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Apologies for multiple post's, screen froze.
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